Middlefornia

The vast exspanse of land that covers the interior of the southern portion of the state of California. (e.g. Inland empire). Greatly resembles middle America: All the same defects but always over 100 degrees. Inhabitants sport such trashy brands as PBR and Tapout. Cowboy hats are prevalent, as is obesity and some twisted form of christianity.

On my way back to L.A. from my trip to mammoth, I was dying for some inn n out ad so I reluctantly stopped in Lancaster, even though it is the capital of Middlefornia.

by Count Owenski July 17, 2011

middleware

the act of pooping inside a Tupperware container and leaving it inside a friends fridge

Tony came over for the game last Friday and let me a stinky middleware

by Pfunkalicious January 22, 2016

Middlecare

Middlecare - when you start to worry that the amount of aftercare needed for what you are doing is going to become unrealistic or unattainable so you stop in the process of the action to randomly and uncharacteristically provide your partner with a completely unexpected compliment, gift or reassurance.

"I was tearing into her so bad that I took a break to hand her a flower and remind her that she looks great with no makeup on... After providing the middlecare I assumed that she needed, I proceeded to step on the back of her head, pushing her face back into the wet bowl of dog food while degrading her for not being able to eat with her muzzle on"

by Crowdraven87 November 8, 2021

Middlerer

When something is more to the middle than it previously was.

Put the plate middlerer on the table.

by horsecunilingus March 2, 2020

middledorf

Getting a strike in bowling when the 4 pin knocks over the 2 pin then the 2 pin knocks over the head pin or the 6 pin knocks over the 3 pin and 3 pin knocks over the head pin.

I had one middledorf in the last game I bowled.

by Lougan June 16, 2023

middlecrat

A mid-level bureaucrat. A bureaucrat in middle-management that has no purpose other than to be told what to do and tell others what to do without adding value apparent to anyone but themselves. See also middleocracy, littlecrat, bigcrat.

Coined by an anonymous career civil servant of the U.S. Federal Government.

"My ability to get anything done was stymied by the 'concerns' of middlecrats who needed to sign off on the project."

"Can you believe that littlecrat was using my laptop as a footrest under their desk for 6 weeks because I didn't give them a Starbucks gift card for doing their job?"

"The only way to shrink the middleocracy is to promote a useless middlecrat into a bigcrat."

by GruNoof December 30, 2024