Microsofted

Used when someone gets wrecked hard. First brought about at E3 2013 when Sony destroyed Microsoft at the expo. Typical usage includes: trash talking in online games, trash talking in real life, describing someone's final grades, etc

Dude A: -goes 0-13 in CoD-
Dude B: "Dude, you got microsofted so hard"
Dude A: "Fuck you"

by Dinged June 17, 2013

microsoft

A company most famous for its satirical "operating system," Windows. A sort of play-on-code from genuine operating systems, Windows amuses millions with its cartoonishly-dated gui (graphical user interface), Gerald Ford-esque clumsiness (whoops! I froze again! *laugh track*), hyper-zealous licensing scheme, and utter lack of usability. For these reasons and many others Windows popularity remains very high.

And why shouldn't spyware be able to install itself on my computer?!

by Lenard DeWayne Jackson September 1, 2005

microsoft

Run by Bill Gates who wants to have complete dominion over the Earth

Microsoft
Interviewer: Mr. Gates why are you trying to form a Monopoly?
Gates: Monopoly's just a game, I'm trying to control the fucking world.

by A-Lex April 16, 2006

microsoft

M ost
I ntelligent
C ustomers
R ealize
O ur
S oftware
O nly
F ools
T eenagers

What's Microsoft?
You know it man. Hehe

by julienLee May 16, 2006

microsoft

A description of Bill Gates' genitals.

Bill Gates: "Wanna see my microsoft?"

by Cthonian April 17, 2006

Microsoft

An inferior product that is out to rule the world.

Microsoft's plans for building a death star device was shut down by officepax.

by MS SUX August 11, 2005

microsoft

The bane of civilization

Damn all other systems to hell for not being able to overtake Windows as the dominant OS on the market.

by Shawn E. May 2, 2003