Michigan speed limit

The speed at which a cop won't pull you over in Michigan. Usually 5-10mph over the posted speed limit on main roads and 15-20mph over the posted speed limit on highways. If you don't maintain this speed you will have a line of cars behind you, each within three feet of the car in front of them. If you feel like driving under the posted speed limit and the weather conditions are anywhere near decent, then you better just pull over and let people pass you.

Mike: Hey dude, you're going way too fast, slow it down.
Nick: Naw it's alright, the Michigan speed limit on this road is 65.
Mike: Yeah I know, but you're doin' 90.
Nick: Oh. Yeah I should probably back off.

by WastingDaylight August 5, 2010

Michigan

A magical place where one day it's 80℉ and sunny, and the next day is 30℉ and snowy. Also, the people wear short sleeves and shorts when it's 50℉.

Bob: Why is Jacob wearing shorts? It's fucking freezing out!
Sam: Dude, chill, he's from Michigan.

by SavagePancakesYeah May 30, 2017

michonne

The most badass, katana-carrying black woman to grace the comic and television show, The Walking Dead.

Did you see Michonne cut that zombie's head off with that wire that Merle tied her to the post with?!

by Andy Grimes October 19, 2013

michigun

A famous geometry dash player with 162 thousand subscribers who unfortunately died in 2021. he was a popular figure in the community known for his temple series of levels, triple spikes an being a generally nice person.

"my favourite geometry dash player was michigun"

by ninjakirbz June 22, 2021

Beverly Hills, Michigan

a small village in the suburbs of Detroit, Michigan that has to deal with constantly being compared to its much sweeter namesake in California. This is the 48025 not the 90210.

Audrey: Hi I'm Audrey I'm from Beverly Hills-
James (interupting): CALIFORNIA?! THAT'S SO AWESOME!
Audrey: Um, no I'm from Beverly Hills, Michigan

by beverlyhillbilly March 14, 2011

michigan left

On divided highways, a michigan left is the act of making a right onto a road, getting into the far left lane and making a left through a paved U-Turn to go left again. It's the only way to go left in a lot of parts of Michigan.

I was on Rochester Road in Troy and had to make a Michigan Left to get back on big beaver.

by Denis Baldwin June 30, 2004

michigan pot hole

When you pull down a girls panties and her vagina is much larger than anticipated.

Kelly looked hot as hell last night, until I saw her Michigan pot hole, I thought there is no way she is gonna even feel me.

by Kevin Wolfe February 27, 2017