A medical Technologist who specializes in hematology. Can often be seen in the lab struggling to find the right field to view his differentials.
by Path resident February 28, 2020
a guy with super cool jackets and lots of gum. He likes to reference the office and roast people. basically he is rUdE.
by earl rosco February 21, 2019
Biggest dipshit you will ever know, can't play any sports for his life. He sucks at getting girl and is often gay.
by John-Michael December 17, 2016
A big pile of garbage that loves guacamole and is engaged to someone way out of his league. He usually has the coolest brothers that are way more attractive and talented than he is and will forever be cooler than him.
John Michael is gay.
by BORTLICENSEPLATES May 08, 2018
by JORDAKS June 07, 2021
Only he,, mentioned!, I.. (Jumped) Of a many.., Dimensions and Depths!, Space and time, continuely addition in a Jaguar XF supercharged engine of realities and meanings. #IAMTHATIAM #ISWEARTOGOD #FINALUCHIDAGREATROCKRULER
Just the most annoying person ever. He looks like a girl. He always has a high-pitched voice and pretends to be cool. He always runs away if someone wants to fight him which is all the time because he always talks shit. Everyone wishes they have duct tape or a stapler to shut him up.
Boy 1: Omg it's Michael St John
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
Boy 2: fuck, I don't want to talk to Michael
Boy 1: right he's so annoying and he will run away if you try to hit him for talking shit
boy 2: fr he's such a pussy
by michaelcantfight May 17, 2022