metrified

having or to have metrics applied to

He was metrified by metrics at work.

by VWSurfer69 May 1, 2011

metracide

Usually referred to people who kill themselves on the Metra train railroad, like 'suicide'. The Metra train is in Chicago.

Boy: "Did you hear? There were 10,000 cases of metracide in the last 10 months."

by Ozmah September 29, 2009

mehicide

Death caused by a failure to respond decisively to a (usually easily preventable) life or death situation, precipitated by indifference towards its outcome. Mehicide is distinguished from homicide and suicide by its absence of malice towards victim(s) or self.

Mark's death was ruled a mehicide after neighbors reported that he blankly gazed into the distance as he froze to death on his front door steps.

by Fr0zenInfern0 December 15, 2008

Muthicide

The act of stalking, staring, or annoying someone to death

Jeff: Hey where's Craig?

Bill: Oh Austin kept staring at him and committed Muthicide.

by anonymous2.000000000000 May 12, 2015

matricide

killing your mom. Yeah, just killing your mom. Your birth mom. Yeah, you stab you're mom its matricide. You choke her, it's also matricide. Hey emo kids, now you go write in your blogs about commiting matricide because your mom "doesn't get you". yeah, now you don't have to call it "killing my mom". yep.

Dude, Matricide. I need seven more letters.

by freekin gay kid May 17, 2006

Morticide

Morticide is a one-man thrash/death metal project from Saratoga, New York. Not to be confused with the Binding of Issac song of the same, as Morticide started 3 years before that song came out.

"Hey man, wanna listen to Morticide?"

"Oh, that Binding of Issac song?"

"No you dumbass, the one-man thrash/death metal band!"

by Josh Dominus July 21, 2022

Matrecide

mat-re-cide;

verb;

to murder one's own mother taking place on a matress;

He went to jail for the act of Matrecide

by Ink Cartradge JR July 6, 2007