one of the hottest guys on tv, has been seen on desperate housewives but hes going to have his own tv show soon *aparently*
by hot smokin babe March 25, 2006
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Get the noah metcalfe mug.The act of scheduling, committing to, or agreeing to be physically present at an engagement, meeting, party, event, get-together, sailboat ride, dinner, drinks with friends, vacation, or excursion, and without further communication, not attend. Once the act has been initiated, phones calls and text messages will not be returned until the morning of the following day, typically accompanied with a very elaborate and seemingly reasonable justification for the act. This act is typically initiated by the one performing the such act.
Jim calls Gary and Phil. Jim invites them to go watch the BIG game at the neighborhood tavern that night. Gary and Phil are happy and excited with this invite. They both agree and re-schedule their evenings accordingly, often times upsetting the family schedule to be able to attend. There is talk throughout the day confirming time and other details of what the night may bring. As the scheduled time approaches Jim stops answering his phone and texts, almost as though he doesn't exist. Jim never arrives. In the morning, when asked why Jim didn't show up or call, he replies that he couldn't leave his house because his dog chewed through the cord to the freezer and electrocuted himself, his cell battery died, and his daughter dropped the house phone in the toilet. Jim has successfully and cleanly performed The Metcalf.
by ERCMERC July 1, 2010
Get the The Metcalf mug.When two guys bail on a trip because of a pretend car problems. On guy bends over looking into the car, while the other does him from behind and punches him in the head.
Q: Hey, I thought Nick was going dirtbiking with us, where is he?
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Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
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Him and Rob said they got a flat, but I am pretty sure they are having a little metcalf donkey punch right now.
by Fatass650 October 23, 2011
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I wish i was metcalf
by BigMetcalf October 30, 2018
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