slow metabolism

when everything u eat gains u weight

“why are you so chunky?”

“because i have a slow metabolism”

by miss-chunky July 19, 2021

metabolism surprise

When you go to the toilet to do a wee and you unexpectedly do a poo too.

When Stinkbot when to relieve her bladder before she went running with Fitbot she had a metabolism surprise. Fitbot was glad she didn't need to use the loo after Stinkbot had a metabolism surprise. Poowee stinky!

by Fitbot July 7, 2008

metabolism

The rate that you lose weight. Thin people are bitches about it and say that it means nothing.

Example: Josh cant lose alot of weight because he doesnt have a high metabolism

by usaf0403 December 26, 2005

metaboss

Your boss' boss, or the next-higher manager/executive above the highest-level management on site.

Man, our shop's metaboss is such a seagull manager, hope he doesn't stick around long this time.

The metaboss wants our manager to fly out to Albuquerque for some week-long seminar.

Man, we SO lucked out to get a metaboss this time who isn't such a power tool.

by Monseignore Laszlo August 6, 2010

Metabolism

An excuse a small person does for being skinny

Eyy yo fam, Why you barely eating anything?
I'm eating tons of food it's my metabolism

by Vronnzy April 26, 2021

fast Metabolism

U searched this up cause ur family makes fun of u

Family: u eat so much fast metabolism

Me: what’s yhat

by anonymous September 13, 2020

meTABolism

Refers to how rapidly a bar-patron pays his bill.

Alan Jackson may indeed love his "tall and strong" alcoholic creations while playing hooky in Margaritaville, but at least his meTABolism is in good order ("I could pay off my tab"), along with his responsibility about not driving while impaired ("Pour myself in a cab"), so that is a good thing. Just be sure that you keep your boat between the navigational beacons, Alan.

by QuacksO September 6, 2020