New Jersey messy

Specifically Northern New Jersey messy.

Another way of saying: “It probably mob related without actually saying: “it’s mob related”.

An example would be noticing all of the pizza boxes in Northern New Jersey are exactly the same no matter where you buy pizza; and, being stupid enough to ask the question “why” aloud to the owner of a random shop.

If the owner doesn’t know you as a regular customer the more common answer would be:

“Who fuckin’ wants to know?”.

But, if you are known and liked as a regular customer the shop owner will mutter:

“It’s New Jersey messy”

meaning it’s mob related; and, that you just asked a stupid question.

Friend #1 Is that watch and designer shirt you’re wearing real or knock offs?
Friend #2 It’s New Jersey messy, don’t look too closely.

by Mind Hunter the Profiler December 22, 2022

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mossy jaw

Southern slang term for eating out a women's vagina. Mossy pertaining to the genetailia. Jaw pertaining to your mouth.

I sure did have some good mossy jaw last night.

by Kenny G August 23, 2006

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Mussy Juice

The juice that leaks out from a Maori woman's pussy (Her Mussy).

I walked into the office this morning and there was a strong stench of Mussy Juice in the air. Jaimee's Mussy must have been leaking on the carpet last night.

by Trev Philips October 6, 2019

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