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messer

mitch grassi's solo project
'messer is gonna perform on zoom today!!!!'
by xsue April 29, 2020
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messere

Rebel without a cause. Leading change. A person feared yet admired.
That Messere does what she wants when she wants to do it. She scares the shit out of me, gotta admire her for it though.
by dave boring July 21, 2011
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Leah Messer

A trashy redneck slore of MTV 'fame'.
OMG, did you see Teen Mom 2 last night? That redneck slore, Leah Messer admitted she cheated on The Woodchuck, Corey AGAIN!
by trickbiatch March 16, 2012
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messer-upper

A person that is always messing up another person's plans.
Did Devon ask Jesse if he wanted to go to the show?
No, because she is a messer-upper and she always ruins his plans.
by Mickel Smith September 8, 2007
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liz messer

Liz Messer is a typical white girl, who gets starbucks everyday, has an iphone, wears uggs, and sweaters but its ok because shes better than you. All the guys love her, especially Rutter. girls envy her, boys drool over her. everyone loves liz. and yes, she is the girl who has the hashtag lizmesserstyle. dont hate on her because you all know she better than andrew rutter. amanda is her right hand man btw. she loves food and tumblr so i guess she even more white. she hates sports so dont ever talk about sports to her or else she'll make everyone hate you because shes def the most popular girl in Springfield. the most hipster person you will ever meet. if you ever happen to run into her, you better bow down to her because shes the baddest out there. tender hearted girl and she makes the best faces. she has the biggest booty in the whoolleee school. she has long light brown flowing hair like rapunzel. always praise liz
"that girl is such a liz messer"
"damn straight she is, hipster status."
by meow mix1234567890 October 1, 2013
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The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper

A mind blowing amazing machine that the world of science has ever known.
"The Make-A-Messer-Cleaner-Upper is a fantastic science project
by sparklingjewels April 19, 2010
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