merve

A bum, or vagrant with approximately 15 minutes left to live.

Jesus, look at that merve!

by Jason May 9, 2003

Merve

She is a turkish girl and sometimes the thiccest one in the city. She is a very handsome girl with a big heart. She hates arrogant people and drugs. Merve has a lot of friends and is a memer. She gots everyday dickpics from random turkish grandpas. Merve is the funniest and unfunniest people in the class.

-Do u know Merve??
-No, who is she??
-She is the thiccest girl in the town

by Bakiii October 15, 2019

Merve

Merve is a turkish girl and is sometimes the thiccest girl in the city. She is a memer and have a lots of friends. Merve gots a lot of dickpics in a day. She hates drugs and hates arrogant people. But Merve loves herself sm.

-Do u know Merve ??
-No, Who is she ?
-She has the thiccest body in the city bro

by Bakiii October 15, 2019

Merve

The opposite of a queef aka a cock fart

As my girl was sucking me off she asked what that odd smell was and I told her it was just a merve

by Ean is a tard September 7, 2020

Merve

There is no definition about my name

İts dont used about humans name: Merve is so beautiful girl

by ÇHen November 21, 2021

Merve

an annoying bitch who is a kiss-up to her girlfriend. She gets upset when u make fun of her but when she does u have to let it slide, she also has a foot fetish and can barely admit when shes wrong. She takes things too seriously and never knows when to shut up. She overuses the f slur a lot. She has favorites and has lots of dead ends.

i dont know how someone like Merve could get a girlfriend when she acts like that.''

''I know!''

by cocokitty73 September 11, 2022

Merve

stupid ass hoe (totally not because of this one merve I know)
(not directed to any other merves)

*merve sitting down*
Guy 1: Ew girl yo breath stanks stay away hoe
Guy 2: Fr fr

by Nascosketchbook October 12, 2023