mertcan

A boy you'd wish to have in your life. His eyes will leave you breathless and his big heart is noticed everywhere. Doing really dumb things sometimes but at the very end it'll always all of a sudden turn out good.

OMG mertcan is looking this way!! How do I look?

by Ade Lina May 2, 2018

Merjanitor

The male, custodial version of a mermaid.

Bill: I'd hate to be a merjanitor, imagine how boring work would be when you never had to clean up crap.

Mary: I'd hate to be friends with someone who uses "merjanitor" in a sentence.

by aphorism December 11, 2009

Martanian Bearcrawl

A strict exercise activity designed only for the most serious of athletes. This physical activity is where the subject gets on their hands and feet and arches their back as high as they can. Once their back is arched they move in a powerful thrusting motion forward with their head up. The subjects legs and arms resemble that of a bear crawling but are more extreme angles and are moving very fast.

Once you master the Martanian Bearcrawl, there is no physical activity that you cannot accomplish.

by Its_a_McFlurry August 10, 2007

Metanoia

A fucking amazing song by the greatest band ever, MGMT. The song will most likely make your ears have the greatest orgasm you'll ever experience in your pathetic life.

Joe: FUCK MAN HAVE YOU HEARD METANOIA BY MGMT?
Polly: No
Joe: -Puts on Metanoia-
Polly: gfgggrggrggrhghghhhhhhhhbzzzz

by hevisaurus July 1, 2010

Merdan

Merdan is a funny guy who loves his family and friends. He doesnt have a lot of friends but he make sure that does are always in a good mood. He also loves sports but he hates arrogant people.

Next to Merdan i always feel good

by Mr.tyler February 29, 2020

Merton

verb. To perform improvised songs to strangers on video chat sites, such as chat roulette or omegle. The songs are made up on the spot, with the subject matter typically pertaining to the chat partner. Videos of the songs are often uploaded to YouTube.

Dude, were you just singing? - Yeah, I'm mertoning; people love that shit

by mertonfan December 30, 2010

mertcan

A boy whose eyes will have you breathless. He's known for his big heart of which he still has to find out how to use it.

wow look at mertcan

by Ade Lina May 2, 2018