Mert

Hes a king in the bed no one is better than him but besides that hes a loving caring nice guy and is the best boyfriend alive hes good at fotboll hes lastname usally starts with T and he loves pokemon

wow thats was nice hes name is mert

wow he was nice hes a mert

by ching ding December 11, 2019

Mert

Typical turkish kebab shop owner

Pulls bitches but doesnt push P so 0/10

Allah follower mert

by Hehdhxuuvavrbfbc January 20, 2022

Mert

mertcan is always superior to mert.

"mertcan" and "mert" are not the same person!

by Madeleines. February 26, 2022

Mert

Turkish male name, the meaning of the name is "virile", "brave". A very popular fake name for sex dating among Turkish gays.

- Merhaba, I'm Mert, I wanna suck you.

by Alkipar January 31, 2017

Mert

Mert is Mert. He is Mert. He is very merty and he likes mertis. Mert likes to do merticious things and mertthings.

Mert

by Merticious November 25, 2021

Mert

1. (noun) Used as a word when someone does something dumb that's funny, or is sounding ridiculous.

2. (noun) A more friendly version of "turd."

Wow, did you see August run into that pole without looking? What a complete mert!
I have to sit next to this mert kid that always acts up in class.

by Ratt53 May 19, 2021

Mert

When someone called Matt is being a dickhead

Shut up Mert

by Whippy June 5, 2018