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Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother
the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..
by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010
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mermaphile

A sexual fetish involving a fascination with mermaids often to the point of being borderline erotic; a mermaphile
2. one who is sexually fixated on mermaid related paraphernalia i.e. costumes, drawings books poems, styles, clothing, etc.
3. A variation of aquaphilia where said person will have sex in pools, lakes, rivers or any large body of water.
Ariel: my boyfriend is such a mermaphile,ever since I told him my name, he won't have sex with me unless I dress up in a mermaid's tail!
by darkninja443 June 30, 2011
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mermarroqu

A person who is not and never will be as cool or amazing as anyone else e.g the opposite of a gibby
gibby: ummmm wait a minute

mermarroqu: no don't make me one NOOOOOOOO

gibby: >:)

mermarroqu: F U I can't do it from my phone GO DIEZ IN FIRE
by gibbyman x August 28, 2011
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Mercy pass

When a student partakes in a class for a full semester, and holds a close to, if not failing mark.

Come the final exam, the failing student bombs the final, but the teacher passes him along into the next grade/course level via "mercy pass".
Jeff is practically a chimp. The only way he'll pass this course is if he gets mercy passed. Hell. A chimp has more of a chance now that I think about it.
by Gin_Tama January 27, 2010
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Mermaid Puss

If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.
Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!
by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018
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Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.
1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...
by NimueLove November 8, 2018
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Mercy

Mercy is a very energetic person and a fun person, who don't always finish her work but she does her work and never turn them in. She will do anything to get what she wants, if she wants an iPhone she will work for it no matter what. Just don't bothered her or else you will get it.
Mercy is nice, i will she was my friend
Who is that nice girl. That's a Mercy..
by flowergold May 2, 2019
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