Mermaiding 

A sexual act where a partner inserts a large fish into either the anus or vagina of their sexual partner. The fish must be inserted head first, with the tail protruding out between the legs.

“Oh man, turns out Stacey is totally into mermaiding. We had a wild one after that ‘all-you-can-eat’ seafood restaurant, we ended up taking a whole tuna home and she let me shove it up her ass”.

Mermaiding by BJ Pennywhacker August 31, 2018

mermaiding 

After sex, a women makes a wailing noise with her tongue to further seduce her man.

I was having sex with this girl and then she was mermaiding. This drove me to my peak.

mermaiding by joe333 October 22, 2013

Mermaiding 

The act of taking a girl to a pool, ocean, or other swimming spot on a date so that the water will remove her makeup.

Girl 1: Don't you have a date this weekend?
Girl 2: I'm thinking about cancelling. He wants to go swimming but it's March. I think he's mermaiding me.

Mermaiding by pb&mj July 30, 2019

Mermaiding

The act of pulling down ones shorts and giving oneself a very tight wedgie with ones underwear- to the point where the underwear is completely engulfed in said cheeks. It must be done on a public body of water like a lake or bathtub in the street, and is usually done by males.

The first ever recorded mermaiding was sighted by a gyatted up boy on a stand up paddle board in the middle of a lake. It qas sighted by not only his friends, but likely the nearby passing luzz (lake huzz) aswell.

"Mummy look! That boy over there is mermaiding in the bath"
"OH my what voluptuous cheeks!"
Lachie: "I'm more homosexual than before after seeing that!"

Mermaiding by Mussy Master bearing TheChussy December 16, 2025

Mermaidicle 

Well you see, it is a great dance performed only when super crunk while dancing to intimidate the mermaids.

BRODUDE WE TOTES GOT OUR MERMAIDICLE ON LAST NIGHT

Mermaidicle by tree-face February 16, 2010

mermaidish 

We're not sure what mermaidish means. So ask a mermaid.

Mermaidish?

mermaidish by Asylum760 December 2, 2009

mermazing

mer*maze (verb) mer*mazed
mer*maze*ing(adjective):
(verb)
1.) To transfix with astonishment. (Mezmerize + Amaze)
(verb)
2.) To gaze(look) at mermaids.
(adj.)
3.) To affect with transfixing sudden wonder or ashtonishment.

That fireworks display was mermazing. That lady did a mermazing number of backflips!

mermazing by Needham Martin May 14, 2007