Mermaided

Very much like ghosted, but when the daddy you’re into sales off to sea and is never seen again.

He promised it was just a family cruise! He promised he would call! He mermaided me, when he went on that cruise.

by SugarTits_Bell September 20, 2019

Mermaided

Any individual who is seemingly perfect and beautiful but upon further dating and observation is found to be a toxic individual.

Yeah dude, I met this girl and she was awesome at first! But then she stole my car... I got mermaided.

by Hog girl February 3, 2020

bathtub mermaid

A way to describe someone who is so obsessed with something that if that "something" is gone, then they'd be helpless without it; As if a mermaid were in a bathtub and someone pulled the plug.

They're such a bathtub mermaid, obsessing over a stupid thing like that.

by AzureGummy March 28, 2017

Mermaid

Someone who is half human (top part) and half fish (bottom part). The human part is usually hotter than the average human (probably to compensate for the fish part). They usually say “aur naur” in reaction to almost everything.

Kyle: Cleo is a mermaid.
Stacy: How do you know?
Kyle: She said “aur naur”
Stacy: Ok I don’t care tan LOONA.

by EKimLipse September 16, 2023

Mermaid theory

"300 years ago, sailors stuck at sea would get desperate for female companionship. It got so mad that eventually the manatees out in the water started to look like beautiful women - mermaids.

Every women, no matter how initially repugnant, has a "mermaid clock". The time it takes to realize you want to bone her. " ~ Barney Stinson, How I Met Your Mother

the mermaid theory: Sure today you see Iris as a manatee, but she aint gonna stay that way, Marshall your secretary's mermaid clock starts now..

by |\/| M m |\/| December 7, 2010

Mermaid Puss

If one's penis has encountered this type of poontang it has been known to take a firm grasp upon thy physical/mental state.

Rick: Atlantis baby!
Morty: That was amazing!
Rick: Got some of that Mermaid Puss!
Morty: Really hoping it wasn't a one-off thing and I can see her again. By the way, hey, um, still not curious about what mighta happened at that crazy citadel place?
Rick: Not at all Morty, that place will never have any bearing over our lives ever again, unlike that Mermaid Puss!

Morty + Rick: Yeah! Woo! Yeah! We're going back for seconds! We're gonna do that shit every week!

by Rumpleclitskin September 5, 2018

Mermaid Lesbian

A term for a female, mainly a straight female, who is attracted to other women, but only from the waist up. They can either be sexually or sensually attracted to women, but don't like the sexual parts below the waist.

This term was coined by someone trying to explain how their straight girlfriend was attracted to women, but didn't like vaginas. Thinking of how she loves mermaids, it made sense. The top half is a beautiful woman, and the bottom half has a gorgeous, sleek, colorful tail, with none of the sexual organs to be seen.

1. Oh my gosh, Lady Gaga is so hot, I'd totally make out with her, but I don't want to have sex with her, vaginas are so not my thing. I guess that would make me a mermaid lesbian.

2. I think I might be a mermaid lesbian, I love breasts so much, but when it comes to vaginas I get so grossed out...

by NimueLove November 8, 2018