Merkin

an individual who merks around.

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.

by cheekypete August 27, 2011

Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'

'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'

by zandzy August 22, 2009

Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.

Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.

by skankyk April 26, 2011

merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie January 31, 2007

merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes

Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"

by The Great Talag March 13, 2004

merkin

imitation pubic hair. A pubic wig.

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly

by tim May 22, 2003

merkin

Pubic wig

He wore his merkin with pride

by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003