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Merkin

John is such a Merkin, he's always fooling around.
by cheekypete August 30, 2011
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Merkin

adjective Not to be confused with the original merkin, (pubic wig) but rather an up-coming Australian slang which can be replaced for vulgar slang such as; 'geek', 'nerd' or 'weener'
'Look at that little merkin skipping along the street.'
by zandzy August 21, 2009
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Merkin

a merkin is a super charged muggle with extreme intellect and no common sense.
Harry! that Merkin almost found out we were wizards!

Good thing he believed me when I said I was Chris Angel.
by skankyk May 17, 2011
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merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be
"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"
by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008
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merkin

A pubic Toupee

A family guy reference in two episodes
Man: "Hey kid, wanna buy a merkin?"
Chris: "What's a merkin?"
Man: "Why it's a pubic toupee"
by The Great Talag March 12, 2004
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merkin

Geoffrey wore his merkin unashamedly
by tim May 22, 2003
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merkin

He wore his merkin with pride
by Kal Dahl April 11, 2003
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