meriden

A magical place where unicorns and idiots live. A city run by liars in office who spend money like it grows on trees. A place with unpaved roads for months. Drugs can be had at any street corner. The mayor likes to ski himself. His singing is so bad you'll want to end your life when you hear it. The city is also full of degenerates and hoes. If your shit ain't locked down it'll be stolen or some other guy will be in your girl. Oh yes the police chief is the biggest slumlord in the whole town.

Meriden is a shit hole town with high taxes and shitty police

by keepinitreal79 August 22, 2017

Meriden

The is what it is; the dirty den; shithole; place known for its homeless people, countless rape vans, and the daffodil festival.

Meriden doesn't deserve an example.

by lilmama123 September 26, 2008

mexidon

Some one who is Bozz-eyed

Your a fucking mexidon
"Why do you keep calling me a mexidom"?
Because you have got one eye in Mexborough and the other in Doncaster

by mr smith March 8, 2005

Merion Publications

Also known as Merion Publications or Merion DOESN'T Matter. A joke of an employer who offers benefits but lacks a solid pay scale. I wouldnt' recommend working here.

Mary works at Merion Matters or Merion Publications but only because she doesn't know any better.

by ohyeahhhhhhhhhhhhh0201 March 7, 2010

Lower Merion High School

A school that spawns So Low wearing, Starbucks drinking, lacrosse playing, blackberry using, facebook addictied, grade worrying, Dave Mattew's Band listening, Platt partying, Shampoo clubbing, Jewish practicing, nice car driving, sex having, weed smoking, mindless alcoholic douche bags that just follow the latest trend and who think they are the celebrities of the world, when in reality, the only people that like them live in the asshole capital of the US, the mainline. And even then, their overly dramatic friends all find ways to hate on each other cause they have nothing better to do.

All the black kids think they are cold, hard gangsters, and all the white kids think they are athletic and suave.

Every one follows the same trends, and noone thinks for themselves.

All kids do on the weekends is drink and then talk about it the following monday like its the first time Julie passed out and the cops came.

People here also go to concerts frequently, but not for the music, just as an excuse to get drunk again.

If you want to hate your life in 4 years or less, I suggest you go to this school.

Typical Attire of a Lower Merion Student

Girl:
Northface jacket
so low pants
uggs

Guy:
sideways college hat
northface jacket
sweatpants
high black nike socks
nike shoes

Typical sayings of a Lower Merion Student

"I guess..."
"Really?"
"I mean..."

Douchebag 1: Yo man, what are you doing this weekend?

Douchebag 2: You know, going up to the Platt, getting wasted and then having sex with five girls, and then I'm going to talk about it Monday in the middle of my Gov class so everyone knows how cool I am, even though I'm an unoriginal asshat who thinks I've pioneered the art of drinking.

Overly Dramatic Slut 1: OMG!!!11one liek i cant believe she would say something like that. What a fucking bitch!! and i cant believe that our english teacher gave us so much work liek, Really?? And i cant believe that johns party got busted!!one1 and how do my so low pants, uggs, and north face jacket look today?

Overly Dramatic Slut 2: I mean, really? I guessssssss. They look great as usual, and yeaaa that was sooo gay I cant wait to get fucked by jonny tonight yayyyy

Guy with a mind of his own: I need to get the fuck out of lower merion high school.

by asdf;lkajsdf;lkjasdf March 27, 2009

Meriden School

Unlike another definition of Meriden, it’s actually a pretty good school. So some people think that the students wear extremely short skirts, but they are forced to wear skirts that go up to their knees. Sometimes longer. And when they do wear skirts, they have to wear stockings as well, so the other ‘definition’ is an obvious lie. There are girls who simp for boys they meet but those are usually in the younger grades. Meriden performs well in academics, being one of the tome twenty schools in Sydney for many years. The teachers are extremely strict about school uniform policies, so when there is a violation, the student is given a demerit or detention.

Meriden School is one of the best girls’ schools in Sydney, despite opinions of some people.

by stopspreadingrumors May 16, 2021

Upper Merion Township

A township that is frequently overlooked and almost unheard of due to its immediate proximity from the sprawling, tourist-attracting King of Prussia Mall. Located north of the filthy rich Lower Merion Township, Upper Merion could perhaps be the best place to live in all of the Delaware Valley since it is relatively affordable, in a good school district and ridiculously close to the largest mall in the country.

The residents of Upper Merion Township are literally surrounded by the most exclusive retail outlets in Pennsylvania and are thus extremely tempted to spend their money without hesitation.

by aquarius32 June 24, 2010