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Mercer Middle School

Everyday there's some kind of chicken sandwich. Even the doritos taste like chicken. Its actually pretty good tho. Just strangely the same.
Mercer Middle School is where I learned everything tastes like chicken.
by Its Me I'm Here August 31, 2017
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Mercer Vision

1. Viewing unattractive girls as attractive....Men have 1-10 scale for women the way they describe a girl to their friends. Mercer vision is a whole different scale in which an average girl may rank very high as well as an ugly girl may seem like an average girl on campus.....
In normal life a girl may be a 5/10, something not many would go near....but when on the Mercer campus that same girl may be a 7 or 8 out of 10.....

Man look at that girl, shes a 10/10....
...No way bro, u must have Mercer Vision
by Try Again July 28, 2008
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Alex Mercer

One serious badass. Possibly THE MOST bamf superhero to date.

He rips through the streets of a quarantined, zombie-infested Manhattan killing Marines, and anyone who stands in his way.

He has superhuman strength, speed, and hops. His arms turn into a variety of deadly blade-like weapons. He can consume people to replenish his health, see their memories, and take their physical appearance. He consumes people that know how to drive/fly military vehicles such as apc's, tanks, and helicopters, all of this which he can hijack at any given time and kick serious ass behind the driver's seat. He's also got a magical hoodie that somehow manages to stay on his head no matter from how high he falls, how much he rolls, how many missiles get shot at him. Did I mention he can pretty much fly?

Alex Mercer can be seen in the game Prototype, where he finds himself trying to figure out who made him into this mutant badass, after which he makes them pay.
Clueless Civilian: WHOA! Who the fuck is that guy??? He's fucking killing everybody walking on the street!!! HOLY SHIT! How did he smash that car with his bare hands? Wait...what the fuck, his hands turned into fuckin CLAWS?? OH MY FUCKING GOD those marines didn't stand a chance in hell! Oh shit...he's coming this way!!! UUUHHH! *dies*

Another civilian brutally slaughtered by the badass known as Alex Mercer.
by Dr Grammar August 30, 2009
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Mercie

Mercie is one of the sweetest people you will ever meet. She’s been through it all, but you’d never know. Her smile lights up the room, she’s always happy. She fights her battles in private, and that’s why she’s so strong. She’s an amazing listener, and loves even her enemy’s. She is the greatest example of patience and speaks life to everyone she meets. She’s the funnest person to be around, definitely the life of the party. Has questionable taste in guys but truly deserves the world. She’s the type of person to ask if you want something from starbucks, and get you something anyways even when you say no. If you ever meet a Mercie, never let her go.
Mercie is so sweet!
I love Mercie!
by doesitmatterlol April 16, 2020
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mercieca

origined from the small country in the medditeranien called malta. Very commenly seen in a phone book in malta. Usually a family with mercieca as their last name contains of fun and loving people. Sometimes very loud but you got to love them! Also, they always love to eat and they are very genorouse, and always good looking!
by angelina mercieca May 14, 2011
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Chris Harper Mercer

A based robot who killed 9 normalfags after brining the beta uprising meme into reality.

Some of you guys are alright don't go to school tomorrow if you are in the northwest.
Chris Harper Mercer was based.
by bgfbhfhfgghnfhfhffh December 14, 2022
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Mercer Island Eastside

Mercer Island is a weird abnormal island. It is quite dense and is not like other tropical islands. It is creepy beyond belief, haunted, and disappears at night.

Most people in this eastside suburb of Seattle claim to be Jewish, but they are actually Christian and Mormon converts. Almost everyone gets stoned every hour, and dress real lame for all the money they got. There is organic pot, oxycodone, hashish and Manischewitz, with 55% alcohol.

If you ain't a convert to judaism they totally dump you and won't even talk to you and try to get you run off the island. If you are not Ashkenazi and are Sephardic they totally call you black, like they don't know history.

Watch out whities, they will come and convert you.

Everything is closed on Friday and Saturday, but pot is still available. Get your fix at Walgreen's.
Mercer Island Eastside is so Mormon/Christian/Cultic and then transforms to Jew converted. The fastest way to become a Jew is to give your wallet, and tomorrow you'll have an aryan last name, even if you hate Hitler. No Arab's welcome.
by Islander Canvas February 23, 2010
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