Mer Slerm

Mer slerm is someone you enjoy spending time with or someone who means a lot to you.

Ronnie is mer slerm!

by I mean i guess... November 17, 2020

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I love your spirit much more than you could ever know.

I mer your free spirit everytime we are together. I think of how free and real you are.

by Madam President Ocki December 9, 2018

Mer-Lumber Jack

A lumber jack that is also a mermaid, very common in parts of northwestern america. well known for chopping down parts of their own family tree. lives on a diet of crustaceans and zuchinni

Dana is the most bad ass mer-lumber jack in the world.

by concieted piñata April 17, 2011

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

I MER YOUR FREE SPIRIT. MAAT KEEPS YOU GOING AND THE EYES WILL ALWAYS ANSWER YOUR QUESTIONS. -OPTIMISTIC

by GENERAL DALADY December 9, 2018

g*mer

How r/BanVideoGames says gamer

(Remember, it's actually satire.)

Stop being a nazi g*mer!

-Barbara sent from Microsoft 2000

by MiroslavRD August 1, 2020

Collège Catholique Mer Bleue

Franco-Ontarien school, Collège Catholique Mer Bleue (or CCMB) is a shitty high school that’s called a college just to make it sound fancier. The school is run by a principal who has the absolute worst fashion sense (which is probably why the dress code is so strict) and has a thing for rolling her R’s when talking about how cellphones aren’t allowed during exams. Though CCMB is labeled a French school, the students can’t speak French for shit except for that one clique of know-it-alls smartasses in each grade that actually follow the rules. The 7-8 section of the school consists of a bunch of slutty 8th grade girls who take every chance they get to show off cleavage at school and 7th graders who are either 6ft or 4’3. It also comes with all the 2004 popular kids and 12th graders acting like the rule the school by blasting music everywhere in the hallways and yelling at each other while creating mosh pits that will most likely kill someone! An average day consists of a fight between two guys in the atrium and having that one teacher that pulls them apart and somehow ends up getting punched in the face. The school teachers always seize the opportunity to fail every student they can so it can become one of the worst rated schools because of how bad the student’s grades are; mostly because the boys take the time to have a photo shoot in science class by holding up gang signs in front of the tables. If you come to the school for a tournament of some sort, BEWARE!

“Yo I’m going to Collège Catholique Mer Bleue for a volleyball game”
“Hah good luck, don’t get seduced by the 8th graders”

by Anonymous183748818 August 13, 2019

Mer Popo

Noun. These are the guys (read: popo) that will come after you if you try (and hopefully succeed in) fucking a mermaid. If caught, you'll be sent to Mer Popo Jail-- there's no place worse on earth/under the sea.

T-Pain wants us to believe him when he says he fucked a mermaid; we don't need his word, the mugshot taken by the Mer Popo says it all.

by Queen Tut January 5, 2011