menopause

Old women can't have no mo' babies.

Shelby: I missed ma period!!
Chatarra: You got menopause!

by yo momma November 27, 2004

cerebral menopause

your brain in the change of life; an exercise in decaying common sense; a condition of the mind idiotic; when stupid 1.5 is ramped up to stupid 2.0

When John asked if he could stay on my couch, I knew he was suffering from a case of cerebral menopause.

by La Tatooie January 27, 2008

bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch (bpmb)?
Her: What did you say???

by iknowitall4sure February 27, 2010

menopausal mafia

needy, sexually frustrated women of a certain age who comprise the internet posse devoted to stalking UK X Factor flop Matt Cardle and luring him into their sheds

Now that Cardle has been dropped by his record company and has time on his hands, every one of the menopausal mafia will be flicking her bean more furiously than ever.

by FattyEms November 9, 2012

bipolar menopausal bitch

any older woman who changes from second to second her attitude, feelings, and temperament towards any given issue and then makes up completely unrelated issues to validate herself.

You: I have a problem with rumors about me being spread about me what can I do?
Her: Well its all your fault they think what they do. You control what other people think! The Kitties always come first!? I am having a bad day is it hot in here??
You: What are you talking about are you some kind of bipolar menopausal bitch?
Her: What did you say???

by iknowitall4sure March 4, 2010

Menopause Moment

When someone unexpectedly cracks the shits for no reason at someone or something, then continues as normal after wards as if nothing had even happened

OMG, did u just see that chick, she just had a menopause moment and abused the little kid for glancing at her, what a bitch.

by Micky918 March 31, 2009

menopausal mafia

a sinister cabal of middle aged, menopausal women who control the world's supply of cushy jobs

I really wanted a cushy job in the local library but the menopausal mafia have that place locked down.

by Sideshow Aj June 22, 2011