momologue

When your mother or mother-in-law calls to talk about everything and nothing at the same time. You have no hope of ever contributing to said conversation, and this tends to last for hours at a time. Unless you can find a timely excuse to get off the phone, you "lose signal", you pass the phone off to someone else (also known as a dick move), or she runs out of things to say (ie, the end of the world) you are permanently glued to the phone.

Jimmy was waiting for his girlfriend to call and was unfortunate enough to walk into a momologue due to his lack of caller ID.

Larry had been subjegated to so many hours of momologue, that 6 days later his landlady discovered his emaciated body attached to a phone, with some faint chatter going on in the background.

"Dude, your mom needs friends or something, thats the 3rd party you've missed this month."
"Dude, I know! She momologued for so long, I took a nap, woke up, and she was still going on about Aunt Linda's dog!"

by phoenix_starr23 April 19, 2009

momologue

When your mom gives you an excessively long lecture about stuff you did wrong.

I left my bike out in the rain and had to come inside and listen to my mom give me a two hour momologue about how I need to learn the value of money.

by tommytoes January 11, 2012

monogogue

a religious place where bitches pray for the one and only holy Jannat.

Person 1: Do you want to go to the monogogue?

Person 2: No I want to go to the synagogue .

Person 1: HeH?

by dracomalfoysmacksmyass November 11, 2020

Monologue

Talking to yourself .

It could be internal or out loud.

I'm preparing a monologue for tomorrow's acting audition.

by Banana spoon December 14, 2018

megalogue

n. A simultaneous conversation between large numbers of people. Since the word “dialogue” implies two people, it ceases to work for large-scale communication such as internet blogs, chat sessions, or nationwide water-cooler conversations.
v. To hold a large-scale conversation.

We need to have a nationwide megalogue about how to get Bush out of office. I would like to megalogue with the Democratic party about Oprah's chances of getting elected.

by Warren Apel November 20, 2003

monologumous

Monologumous is the adjective of monologue. To say that something is monologumous means that it holds the characteristics and/or traits of a monologue piece.

Josh: Is this more of a narrative or a monologue?
Kate: That shit's monologumous!

by kosh2530 October 25, 2009

fuck monologue

1.erotic tale.
2.Talking about fucking.

The Canterbury Tales featured many a fuck monologue.

I know he banged that girl with a j-lo going on. He went on a twenty minute fuck monologue!

by Spencer February 3, 2003