Mondaze

Feeling extremely unhappy because the weekend is over and you have no choice but to go back to reality.

Mondaze at work. Wish it was Friday!

by whenimaqueen August 21, 2018

Cheesy Mendoza

When a male places two slices of Kraft American cheese singles onto a females breasts and proceeds to titty-fuck her. The man then ejaculates onto each slice of cheese. Once there is a good layer of ejaculate on each piece of cheese, the man then mashes the two pieces together and force feeds the cheesy jizz sandwich to the female.

The other day I was giving my girl a cheesy mendoza. It felt so good. I felt bad though because she got really sick afterwards. How was I supposed to know that she was lactose intolerant?

by Jarvis McHamsfly April 15, 2010

Mendoza Wrangler

An ancient method used by men around the world to attract a mate, it involves grabbing the desired mate and then falling backwards while slamming the mate against the floor or wall in the process. This is then directly followed by continually penetrating the mate while occasionally repeating the maneuver of slamming them against the floor. It's 100% effective and anyone exposed to it immediately decides to marry the user.

Person 1: Hey how'd you get with Stacy? She's so hot!

Person 2: Oh you know, I just used the old Mendoza Wrangler on her

Person 1: Of course that's the best move in existence

by Sneed d'Elaine November 3, 2020

daniel mendoza

Drug kingpin in upstate New York. Known to the locals as "Taco Bueno". He operates out of Gabis Cafe, and is constantly moving to avoid the DEA and Immigration.
The Mendozian Cartel

"I just bought a shit ton of cocaine from Daniel Mendoza!"

by bobsatonme November 4, 2013

Vicky Mendoza Diagonal

The Vicky Mendoza diagonal is a specific kind of line on the "Hot/Crazy Scale". The Diagonal runs straight from the bottom left corner to the top right, signifying that the woman in question is crazy, but her hotness balances this out.
The Hotter she is the more crazy she is allowed to be.
Also see "Shelly Galesby zone" in which a girl is crazier than she is hot.

Guy1: that girls pretty frickin' crazy.
Guy2: Yeah but shes also hot. definitely on the vicky mendoza diagonal.

by Le Esquire May 28, 2009

mendez

Basically what hotness is made of. A term used to describe overly popular hispanics. That kid who throws the parties.

Damn i just saw mendez pass by.

by undress August 20, 2006

sean mendez

the ultimate actor and model. he is not canadian. he does not like muffins. in fact, he loves tomatoes. he does not have a sister. his mom is portuguese and and his dad is british, does not like camila cabello or hailey baldwin, does not like working out, and speaks 7 languages. also hates his fans. also also hates hockey. also also also is not clumsy AT ALL

“sean mendez is my favorite actor!!!1!1!1!2!3”

by cooliofroolio December 15, 2018