memosexual

1) A person who is sexually interested in only themselves.

2) A person with a vibrator and far, far too much time on their hands.

I'm not Bi, Straight, or Gay: I'm memosexual.

by Monna Sakura October 1, 2007

Memoreez

When you have a brain freeze while remembering something.

Raun : Nun, remember my sweater?
Nun : Omg Raun, Memoreez!!

by Raun_5 January 27, 2019

Memoree

A nice girl who is such a sweetheart and super caring everyone loves her and she is so pretty. She is one of the shorter ones but that doesn't affect her personality. She is a smart talented girl.

Girl : Memoree is so pretty😘
Friend : I know😭😚

by Ashley Zapata July 31, 2019

memoretard

a person with a slow memory. this usually deals with drunkenness and/or blackouts.

Kalli can be a memoretard.

by Little Kalli April 11, 2007

Memfrexico

The inner-city limits of what used to be known as Memphis, Tn, where the only minority left is the three-legged cat; although the population of the three-legged cats are ever increasing, along with the rest of the used-to-be minorities of the area.

Person A: Where did you say you were from again?

Person B: Memphi--- I mean Memfrexico...

Person A: Oh yeah! That's where all the gas stations are owned by one dude, the tire shops by another, and the McDonald's burger flippers make more than the chief executives, right?

Person B: .... yes.

by MidTownFannie December 9, 2010

memoretarded

A state a person is in where they cannot remember anything. This is often brought on by alcohol.

Kalli is studying for her test because she is memoretarded.

by Kalli S December 24, 2008

memorectum

A memo send out by the CEO of a company that denotes a unpaid shutdown, forced time off or explains why there was or will be a layoff. Memorectums usually are sent out just before the holidays and can include pay cuts or loss of benefits. When reading the memorectum, the employee has the sensation of a large object being shoved up their rectum.

Lunchroom conversation: "Bro... did you get the memorectum Dick Head sent out today?... there's another round of paycuts and layoff next week."

by WildEddie November 4, 2009