mellophone

A small pipe used to smoke your chronic. It comes from the latin roots "mellonious", to chill, and "phonius", to smoke.

Big Bird was a consumate user of the mellophone down on Sesame Street. (Cookie monster too; hence the munchies)

Please don't empty your mellophone in my car ashtray, my parents are very suspicious and paranoid people.

by D.W. Davis July 16, 2008

Mellophone

An instrument commonly used for marching bands and drum corps. Basically a trumpet that has suffered both repeated instances of anal rape and consensual anal sex, resulting in a key of F, standing for Fucked in the ass. Often referred to comically as the prison trumpet by those who play trumpet, an instrument that has been spared vicious anal sex.

I'm a mellophone player, therefore I play an instrument that has been raped by me and dozens of other men at the same time resulting in an enlarged bell.

by Teehee1324 December 28, 2011

Mellophone

The greatest instrument in the marching band. Other sections are incredibly jealous of the mellophones, and often their girlfriend s will ditch them to sit with the mellos.

Trumpet player: Ahh dude. My gf left me for that mello player.

Trumpet player 2: maybe if I player mellophone my mom would like me

by Lostduty June 21, 2022

mellophone player

a girl/guy who is incredibly unique and the other sections in the band hate but couldn't live without at the same time. Usually tend to be made of perverted, vulgar, out of shape, and funny individuals, who befriend everyone. They don't really take anything seriously and tend to joke throughout rehearsals but know their shit when competition comes around

flute player: omg did you see the mellophones they don't know what they're doing
low brass: naw the mellos are the shit
clarinet: they need to shut up
trumpet: mellophone is just a big trumpet
saxophones: wut
drum major: yea but they march hella good at competition
mellophone player: HELL FUCKING YEAH MAJESTIC AND SHIT

by treblemakingbandchick33 December 3, 2013

Mellophone mom

A mom who is a crazy mofo that eats breakfast for dinner everyday.

"Oh my god Janice don't be such a mellophone mom."
"Stop judging me Harry and give me back my pancakes."

by XxMelloGodxX June 26, 2016

melophobe

a melophobe is someone who fears people who have sex with melons (melophile) of all sorts but specifically watermelons. this fear has been dated back to king Henry the VIII who walked in on his father (Henry VII) while he was having a foursome with henry s mother a watermelon and a bag of weed. today this fear affects people in the thousands most famously is tom cruise he used to be a melophile but in an unfortunate accident with a melon which had a knife in he is no longer.

Idiot #1: "I heard Jimmy's in the hospital dude!"
Idiot #2: "Is it his melophobia?"
Idiot #1: "Yeah, it's real bad... he happened upon Tom Cruise going at it jackhammer style with a Japanese cube watermelon. I think he's in critical condition!"
idiot #2: "Man that guy has to be more sensitive to the melophobe community"

by Tim Melon January 24, 2010

cellophone

What you can't call your cell phone, because then how would we be able to distinguish between mobile phones and string-instrument phones?

1.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Snake.

2.) Hook me up with my cellophone so I can play some Haydn and Boccherini.

by Vavie March 13, 2004