Melandré

The most beautiful, caring, loving, kind person you'll ever come across. She's interesting and full of really weird facts - has really weird thoughts almost 24/7. Always puts everyone else's needs above her own. She's very rare - so when you find her don't let go. She'll always blame herself even when she's not even wrong, because that's just the type of person she is.

Extremely indecisive - but always ends up making the right decision.
Bestest friend you'll ever have - in all honesty closest friend you'll have to family.

She's such a Melandré.

by micaela kiara December 2, 2021

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Ruben Melendez

The most awesome person in the whole world you could ever meet. He has the kindest heart and will always put a smile on your face. He is a child of God and has a deep love for God; a Christian. He is so hilarious and no matter what will have you laughing like crazy. He is defiantly handsome with those side burns and nicely trimmed beard of his. He will warm your heart with his beautiful voice as he sings to your soul. He could never lie to you only because he'd never have a reason to; he's always truthful. He is Puerto Rican with his dark tan gorgeous skin. He is smart and charming and very sweet, he always knows the right things to say. He is a lady's man, he could win any girl's heart. He's there when you need comfort, he's your shoulder to cry on or your laugh when those tears need to go away. He truly can be you're dream boy, he's absolutely perfect. Hes down to earth and will always be real to you. He is extremely respectful and the biggest sweetheart to ever meet, he may be super silly like 24/7 but that's what makes him-him, and he'll never disappoint you ever. He's extremely happy all the time, nothing gets him down. He's super friendly so like of course he'll be the one to come up to you first and talk to you and sooner than later you two will be laughing together and become good friends :)

I'll just be straight forward now:

-He is truly thee most amazing guy. :)

Jaimie: Do you know Ruben Melendez?

Alicia: Yes, he always makes me laugh like all the time!

Jaimie: Yeah I know right!!! Guess what?

Alicia: What?

Jaimie: I actually think he's finally fell for someone..

Alicia: No way!!! I've had like the biggest crush on him for like ever! Who is she?

Jaimie: ....Thalia? I'm sure thats her name.... but yeah like he's got her heart ;)

Alicia: Dang, I swear that girl is lucky.

by sweetly4trm June 21, 2011

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Erik Menendez

A guy who (along with his brother Lyle) committed homicide on his parents as a result of chronic sexual abuse and was defending for his life. Although it is tempting to label it as manslaughter, the planning was 100% deliberate and thus a first-degree homicide.

Has somehow managed to become the idol of every TikTok zoomer as of lately.

Boomers: Fuck Erik Menendez, filthy scumbag who killed his own parents!!!

Zoomers: I LITERALLY WANT TO FUCK ERIK MENENDEZ HE IS SO HOT OMG

by Mary Mary Quite The Contrarian July 29, 2021

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pull a Menendez

Has something to do with murder, possibly patricide/matricide. The phrase has been used in tv shows like Gilmore Girls and Law & Order: Criminal Intent.

The murder suspect confessed that he'd told the victim's daughter he'd pull a Menendez for her.

by Alisha272 March 4, 2008

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