natural melatonin

an orgasm (it’s called this because when you orgasm you get tired)

“I just took my daily dose of natural melatonin, and it felt amazing.”

by Gorgeous Gorgeous Gyal February 11, 2022

Melatonin dream

When you take melatonin and you get really fucked up dreams and can increase the chance of lucid or wet dreams

Person 1:“I had a dream that all of my friends had an orgy and took turns!”

Person 2: did you take melatonin because I get weird dreams every time I take melatonin.”

Person 1: yes I did, I took two.

Person 2: when you take melatonin you get something called melatonin dreams and they are just really fucking weird dreams

by Cookie crisps 🍪 February 16, 2021

Melatonin Dick

Someone who has the power to put someone to sleep during sex.

Guy 1: Yah, man, I fucked her so hard she fell asleep last night!
Guy 2: Woah bro, I didn't know you had melatonin dick
Guy 1: Wow.

by jc1999 March 16, 2020

eagle melatonin rebirth

what i had in 2019

Damn watkat had a eagle melatonin rebirth

by Watkat January 24, 2022

homemade melatonin

Sexual intercourse, and or masterbation that puts one to sleep.

I need some of his homemade melatonin tonight.

by zo3yj October 14, 2022

ducky melatonin

faggot

wow ducky melatonin is really fucking stupid
i hope he kills himselfr

by assholebuttcheeks76 November 21, 2023

Melatonin Jesus

Melatonin Jesus is a popular character from the absolute fucking AWESOME religion that is Melatonism.
If you are apart of the Melatonism religion and know who this guy is your a FUCKING GAMER HOLY SHIT I WANT TO RIP OUT THE TROUGHTS ON EVERYONE WHO DOESNT AGREE WITH YOUR OPINION. if you are apart of this religion your will get all the bitches like holy cow to many bitches, there will be so many bitches you will get the national #1 bitch gatherer in the entire world much like the Yoinky Sploinky dance move.
The creator of Melatonism and Melatonin Jesus is a YouTuber named MrGamingGuy and he is the founding father of Melatonism.

Guy 1: yo dude have you heard of Melatonism?
Guy 2: no what is it?
Guy 1: “gives 10 hours explanation on what Melatonism is and about all the achievements Melatonin Jesus has made”
Guy 2: holy shit I need to fucking kiss you on the moulth now

by MrGamingGuy August 21, 2022