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Mein Kampf

Mein Kampf is the real Bible. However, for some odd reason, Jesus's name is replaced with "Adolf Hitler" and instead of saying lord, you say "Mein Führer" Every good Christian should have a copy of this book. If you don't have a copy, then someone probably shoved hit coals down your throat because everyone needs this book.
Steiner: Hey, Stalin. Did you read "Mein Kampf" yet?

Stalin: Ohh, yes. Hitler was such a brave man to sacrifice his life for us.

Steiner:Agreed!

*Steiner and Stalin hug*
by Offensive Definitions June 13, 2018
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Mein Kampf

A book that outlined the great but failed revolution. 88
Fallow the teachings of the great leader in Mein Kampf brothers!
by Jesushchrist July 29, 2005
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Mein Kampfing

The act of camping while playing Call of Duty World at War, since most of the game takes place in Nazi Germany
Jim: (Whilst Playing CoD WoW) "Yo dude I keep dying, where am I getting shot from"

Dave: "Aw dude Hans is Mein Kampfing up in the tower, what a fag"
by jsd1027 June 22, 2011
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Mein kampf

"Why do you have a copy of mein kampf?"
"Because that shits my favorite book nigga"
by Goddammityousorryfuckingshit September 19, 2016
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mein kampf

a) "my struggle" as translated from German
b) the title of Hitler's political commifesto
c) one's personal, political and social crusade
you can publish any commifesto you want, but be careful that your mein kampf definition c) isn't misunderstood and misinterpreted by the wrong people, only to become mein kampf, definition b)
by Sexydimma February 28, 2015
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Mein kampf

a literature masterpice
i love mein kampf
by UwO furry September 23, 2019
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mein kampf

egotistical transcript of one mans stuggle against the oppression of himself. written by mr adolph hitler AKA da' furher its a rambling of nonsensical pseduo political bullshit wherein mr hitler tries to pass blame on why nobody wants to play football with him.
mein kampf the bible for skinz and morons
by da original playa July 30, 2008
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