Megalan

An African ritual involving a large incestuous orgy. Practice of this ritual is prevalent in the country of Gabon.

Robert: Giovanni are you prepared for the megalan tonight?

Giovanni: Yes papa I am already hard with anticipation.

Robert: Don't forget your warpaint. You wouldn't want to be forced to purely receive again.

by Giovanni Palmeri December 11, 2007

Megalash

A night of drinking, and drinking alone.

Going on the lash is okay for Friday nights or Saturday nights. But the megalash is for a night to end all nights. Where you pound down full bottles of vodka, where your pres start with shots and beer bongs, and you end up in a gutter by the end of the night.

Me: We going out tonight?
Mate: Ye, on the fucking megalash, mate. Let's get fucking rekt.

by BingoBongoLand November 17, 2017

megalatina

when you fart to attract mates

i have tried to megalatina but it has not worked

by stuartgaming November 28, 2019

Megaladong

A mans Schlong that blows away anything that John Holmes had going on. A mix between a Megaladon and a huge Schlong also known as the Dave Tedesco!

"When Jane dropped his drawers she screamed at the size of his megaladong!"

by jackhole mcgilicutty May 17, 2006

Megalarmophobia

Megalarmophobia - Fear of extremely fat arms

Fearing someone for the following reasons;

-They arms are so fat they remind you of a small farm animal

-When they stop suddenly it takes the arm a minute longer to stop moving then the rest of they body

-The under side of the arm develops what is commonly called 'bat wings' because when one stands in front of a mirror and holds each arm straight out to each side of the body, they look like they have sprouted bat wings.

-Arms remain in a constant state of squishiness

The man is in need of massive amounts of therapy after running into a PSU student because he has Megalarmophobia, a fear of fat arms.

by Sig Freud May 27, 2008

Megalaphilia

the opposite of paedophilia

the sexual desire of a minor towards an older person, specifically quite a bit older.

"did you see in the news about that 12 year old who banged that 27 year old woman?? Sheer megalaphilia man"

"did you see that kid check out that woman? what a megalaphile"

by hoverednzephax January 13, 2010

Megalations 3:12

"Suck it then look in his eyes
Then the next day I might leave 'em on read"

When he hit you up after the link, remember your look back at Megalations 3:12.

by Rooftophopscotch April 18, 2021