get medieval

To physically torture or injure someone by means of archaic methods, usually involving tools frequently used for blacksmithing or traditional feudal era torture. Example of such include thumbscrews, flesh peeling, and branding.

First coined by Marcellus Wallace in Quentin Tarantino's <i>Pulp Fiction</i> (1994).

"What now? Let me tell you what now. I'ma call a coupla hard, pipe-hittin' niggers, who'll go to work on the homes here with a pair of pliers and a blow torch. You hear me talkin', hillbilly boy? I ain't through with you by a damn sight. I'ma get medieval on your ass."

by Gabriel Korrigan August 16, 2005

Merie

The best most hottest sexiest lady

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by ASHTHEBESt March 5, 2019

Im a sucker for medieval castles

The best meme in The COD zombies community.

"Im a sucker for medieval castles and thats where we are going in der eisendrache."

by Jason Blundell June 14, 2016

go medieval

From the movie Pulp Fiction, one of the most feared characters stated his henchmen would "go medieval on yo' ass", which basically was a way of saying his men would click out on the men being threatened. To go medieval means to become savagely violent without restraint, similar to how we imagine those in the savage, unrestrained medieval times would respond to someone who had done them wrong.

Don't make me "go medieval on yo' ass!"

by MsLi January 24, 2006

Meriella

An amazingly sweet and sensitive girl. One with true beauty both inside and out. A giggly personality. Female perfection.

Wow! did you see how gorgeous that girl was? And totally sweet too. A complete package, a total Meriella.

by cinderella1234 February 16, 2010

mafiee

PROUNCED MAYFIEE NOT MAHFIEE GET IT RITE they are something that plays a game on the Minecraft thank you.

Did you hear about Mafiee

by Mafiee September 18, 2020

Medieval bush

Overgorwn, unkempt and matted pubic hair, making sexual penetration difficult, if not impossible, without cutting.

Generally dirty, and smelly due to lack of access to vagina for cleaning.

hey john man! the girl i hooked up with last night had some serious medieval bush going on. I had to eat that shit from the back.

by monkeybones February 9, 2009