An extremely shitty hedge fund made up of scammers and money-having monkeys. Bribe companies like Robinhood and Discord to censor the smart retards who pour all their money into $GME.
Tried to tell my fellow retards on Discord to buy the dips and HOLD buy got my account banned by Melvin Capital
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by Mama turtle January 28, 2021
Get the Melvin Capital mug.Peak meeting is the point in time when the maximum rate of attention extraction is reached, after which the rate of attention enters terminal decline.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Attention extraction rate is not proportionate to the volume of input over time at any one said meeting. If nothing of importance is said in the first 10 minutes commence Coffee Break.
Equation:
Length of Meeting = Rate of Novelty + Caffeine Level (-Sleep Deprivation Amount) ---> When it trends negative, all communication ceases. Standard Deviation for an expired meeting is about 10 minutes.
Employee 1: You cure can tell everyones attention span dropped 20 minutes into it the meeting.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
Employee 2: Yeah the peak meeting was definitely 15 minutes.
by 11237 January 15, 2012
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by Surreykid January 9, 2019
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Get the meetingitis mug.The process of sitting bare ass upon a tennis racket, most commonly while driving, untill an acceptable waffle shaped welt is prominent and then exhibited to passing motorists.
Before I Melvin Waffled that Dodge Charger, I didnt know they were used for undercover work by the Algonquin police department.
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