by tonzaboi87 December 2, 2019
Get the MEERI mug.Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.
I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.
by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009
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The onomatopoeic word used to describe the state of being stuck in bed, like that of the noise a beached whale would make.
by Sleepy_Head January 8, 2012
Get the meeewwwww meeewwwww mug.A Badass MNU employee in the 2009 Movie "District 9"
His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.
After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
His hobbies include papercraft, speaking in a Dutch South-African accent, evicting Aliens from slums, and splattering MNU special-ops guys with AWESOME Prawn weaponry.
After getting sprayed in the face by some cool ferrofluid stuff, he starts getting some mad nasty side-effects, and the story grows from there.
Wikus Van De Merwe: Get your fokkin' tentacles out of my face!
Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!
Wikus Van De Merwe: Hello, little one! Its the sweety man coming!
by A Twist Of The Insane August 26, 2009
Get the Wikus Van De Merwe mug.Did you do a “meerketflip” last weekend?
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day
by Jan pieter vd willig September 26, 2023
Get the Meerketflip mug.Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.
"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".
by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012
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by Mrs_Raavan_ February 6, 2023
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