Merkin

A pubic hair piece. A toupee for the pubic area/genitals. In the 1700’s when mercury was used to treat sexually transmitted diseases (Gonorrhea or Syphilis) one of the side effects was the loss of pubic hair. To disguise this condition, that was not cured by mercury, a Merkin was employed.

17th Century setting: Due to his treatment of the "French Pox" (syphilis) with mercury a merkin Gwendolyn used a Merkin to used to hide the side effects of hair loss and not alarm her husband.

by David W. Tuthill December 30, 2005

Zachary Meekins

A minor celebrity in Canada, most known for being a musician, but is also known as a comedian, and has made television appearances on programs such as County and was an extra in an episode of Smallville. His music (In Spades) has been featured in programs such as Smallville, County, Entourage, and CSI New York.

Singer of In Spades.

Was rated badboy number 6 of 10 on Underground magazine's "Naught but Nice, The Badboys of 2010"

I went to Zachary Meekins' comedy set the other night, it was great!

by Heartbreaker43 January 21, 2011

meskin

"Mexican" pronounced wif a southern accent.

We dem thoed meskins out da dirty souf, Hataz want plex? What they, what they talmbout?

by Screwed up Texas April 21, 2004

Merkin Sandwich

The resulting mouthful that can occur while growling your woman and your teeth snag on her artificial pubes and you end up with a merkin in your mouth.

So there I was slurping away at her bacon curtains. I tried to go in deeper with a tongue plow and my top fangs got tangled up in her hairy letterbox. Next thing I know i'm eating a merkin sandwich! If she needed to buy a furry axe wound you think she'd at least get one that didn't look like Scary Spice.

by Jam Fancy November 11, 2007

merkin niggas

1) niggas who wear fake pubes; 2) niggas who sell fake pubes to cancer patients and such; 3) niggas who make pubic wigs; 4) niggas who donate their pubes to make pubic wigs;. . . .see also "merkin"

them merkin niggas are makin mad money G, and their product always grows back!

by sjte5409 July 3, 2009

Meeking

To take so many L's at once that you become the essence of the letter.

My boy was meeking hard last night, asked 10 girls but got 0 digits.

by landood June 26, 2016

merkin

something george bush is constantly saying he is proud to be

"ah am proud, to be a merkin citezin"

by your ugly, i cannot tell a lie December 9, 2008