Meercat

An unexpected erection.

"I was driving to the store for some eggs and all of a sudden i got a meercat!"

by unpredictibubble November 8, 2011

MEERI

If your name is Meeri youre hot as fuck

Hi what is your name?
-My name is Meeri.
Wow i was thinking about that couse you're hot as fuck

by tonzaboi87 December 2, 2019

Meerkat Wank

Similar to a danger wank in that the process involves masterbating while fully aware of the very real danger of being caught out, either by a parent, family member, work colleague, etc. The difference is that with a Meerkat Wank you are standing up whilst having a danger wank, and so are straining your head and neck whilst listening and looking out for anyone who might catch you in the act. Looking like a meerkat standing sentry on it's rear legs as you do so.

I was that worried getting caught by my wife stroking one out the other night I ended up having a full on meerkat wank.

by G_inthehouse March 18, 2009

meeewwwww meeewwwww

The onomatopoeic word used to describe the state of being stuck in bed, like that of the noise a beached whale would make.

"It's 3:00 in the afternoon, what are you still doing in bed?!" "Meeewwwww Meeewwwww!"

by Sleepy_Head January 8, 2012

Meerketflip

The combination of xtc, 3mmc and ketamine

Did you do a “meerketflip” last weekend?
This “meerketflip” feels great!
I really felt like a *horse after that “meerketfip“ the other day

by Jan pieter vd willig September 26, 2023

Papa Meerkat

Those who quickly sit upwards randomly during a sleeping session. They look around like a meerkat and then shortly after confirming their environment is safe, they resume sleeping.

"Stop eating pasta and go the fuck to bed Jayson, and i swear to god you better not Papa Meerkat tonight!"
Also,
"Why the fuck is Jayson looking around, its 3 am!", "don't worry bro it's just papa meerkat.. he's more scared of us then we are of him".

by Ceaser69 July 21, 2012

Shyam Meera Singh

a novice youtuber, a big flirt and a congress biscuit addict. Best defined as "Shyam Meera Meetha hai"

Shyam Meera Singh

by Mrs_Raavan_ February 6, 2023