macklemored

When your hair dresser fucks up and cuts your hair so that you end up looking like Macklemore.

“Dude! What the hell happened to your head!? “

“I got Macklemored”.

by Whatareyousinkingabout! January 1, 2019

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meredith mickleson

A hoe slut cheated on Ethan and is fucking ugly and he lips look like they got stung by bee

Meredith Micklesons a hoe slut

by Jdhdbdjaksksk April 17, 2017

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mak-luh-hore-nee

1. The act of being horny for the rap singer Macklemore (aka Ben Haggerty)

2. When someone feels intense sexual desires for Macklemore

3. Wanting/loving/needing Macklemore so much, that you don't know what to do with yourself.

If only I could get me some Macklemore, I have been so dang macklehorny lately!

Last night I had a dream I was having sex with Macklemore. I woke up humping my pillow. I guess I must be macklehorny.

Just hearing Macklemore rap makes me almost die of macklehornyness.

by MacklemoreLover April 23, 2013

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Macklemorality

Hipster ethics, backed up by Macklemore lyrics.

Equality, Pseudo-Sobriety, and Thrift are the three pillars of Macklemorality.

by macklemoralist September 16, 2013

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Merklefish

To say that someone got insulted, out done or beaten at an activity. (or Owned)
Also:Merklefished/ Merkle Fished

Also is the name of a warwick MC (MC MerkleFish)

"Owh mate you just got merklefished with that headshot i had on you!"

"Apparently Mc Lonewolf is going to clash with Mc MerkleFish?"

"That poker hand was the definition of Merklefish!"

by Andy.w May 17, 2009

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Mucklered

Fucked up despite an ostensible advantage.

Origin: John Muckler, who assembled an amazing team "on paper" as GM in Ottawa, but couldn't get it done and was eventually fired.

I called all-in preflop with A-K, but he flopped two pair and I was mucklered.

by Hexis August 21, 2008

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mucklers circle

Once upon a time, long, long ago people had a different way of dealing with scumbags, thieves, rats, & other various undesirable people. They would be surrounded and "taught" the meaning of justice or revenge. This surrounding and the accompanying "lesson" was called the "MUCKLERS CIRCLE".

mucklers circle are motherfucking metal

by pooptasticyo October 29, 2010

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