Meatwad

One of the characters on a funny show called Aqua Teen Hungerforce. In my opinion, I think he is the funniest character on the show. He looks like a meatball and he talks funny. Sometime I can't undersand what he says.

"You can't just decide if i'm drunk, you can't just decide"

"Can I go swimmin'?"

"I'm an adult, and I deserve an adult glass"

"Awww thats sweet. Your tryin' to say that you love me"

by meatwad's ghost April 21, 2005

meatball surgery

A nickname for surgery that is meant to be performed rapidly to stabilize the patient as quickly as possible.

Amid technical innovations and changes of personnel, one thing that did not change was the MASH's basic function of performing what Capt. H. Richard Hornberger of the 8055th later called "meatball surgery." Speaking as Richard Hooker, pseudonymous author of M*A*S*H, he suggested that meatball surgery is a specialty in itself. "We are not concerned with the ultimate reconstruction of the patient. We are concerned only with getting the kid out of here alive enough for someone else to reconstruct him. Up to a point we are concerned with fingers, hands, arms and legs, but sometimes we deliberately sacrifice a leg in order to save a life, if the other wounds are more important. In fact, now and then we may lose a leg because, if we spent an extra hour trying to save it, another guy in the pre-op ward could die from being operated on too late. Our general attitude around here is that we want to play par surgery. Par is a live patient."

by Jack Neary August 16, 2006

Swedish Meatballs

1. Tasty ground beef shaped into spheres to enjoy for consumption.

2. The act of a man tea bagging a woman in the mouth so she can taste his scrotum.

3. The Swedes make some damn good meat.

"Do you like our Swedish Meatballs or did you prefer the Italian sausage?"

Man: "Would you like me to give you my Swedish Meatballs?"

Woman: "Um, hell no."

by awbatman500 June 15, 2014

meatgazer

A guy who stares, intentionally or unintentionally, at other guys' equipment in public bathrooms, locker rooms, etc.

What the hell are you looking at, meatgazer? I'm trying to take a piss here. Keep your eyes in your own stall.

by Meatgazer October 25, 2003

meatcanyon

a very interesting, funny, great, beautiful youtube animator who makes parody’s

person 1: BRO HAVE YOU HEARD OF MEATCANYON HES THE BEST LFKAO WATCH HIS VIDEOES

person 2: so i watched them and they weren’t funny

person 1: gtfo

by user128947305 August 11, 2021

spapeggy and meatballs

•Noodles •Tomato Sauce •Balls Of Meat •The right amount of sugar (one tablespoon full of orange juice) and Parmesano cheese.

PEGGY: I hope you brought your appetites, because I made spapeggy and meatballs!
ASSISTANT PASTOR LARRY: Did she say "spapeggy ?"
HANK: Well, "spapeggy " is kind of like spaghetti. I'm not sure what Peggy does different, if anything. But it's the one dish she's kind of made her own.

by Chill Dank Hill May 29, 2018

meatware

The human element in a technological system. The hardware is the system, software runs on the system, the meatware is the user of the system.

The hardware and software are both fine, the problem must be with the meatware.

by MrAngryForNoReason October 19, 2003