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meathead munchies

A swole ass gym bro who smokes mad weed and cooks huge killer meals. Also a funny bodybuilding cooking show on youtube.
Have you seen the new episode of Meathead Munchies on Youtube?
by MEATHEAD MUNCHIES April 6, 2015
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meathead

One who wears cutoff t-shirts, lift weights, and drinks gallon jugs of water. Usually plays football, wrestles, and is very muscular. They tend to have short hair, and frequently wear sleeveless shirts. Drinking protein shakes and shopping at Hollister are also essential parts of the average meathead's day. Meatheads also tend to abbreviate where they live by putting the first letter of the city, and adding *town after. In addition to lacking high IQs, meatheads tend to stereotype things and people completely wrong.
Common meathead responses:
- "Bro let's down this protein shake then go to the gym."
- "Dude that guy has a Fall Out Boy shirt, do you think he's one of those Emos?
- >>Smashes aluminum can on head<<
by Alex Corbett [The A/C] December 14, 2008
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Meathead

The guy that purposely stands in the way in a bar or club waiting for someone to make eye contact or brush past him so he can start a fight.

A meathead will spend all his time lifting weights and generally being an arrogant prick whose goal primitively is based on intimidating other males who're often a lot smaller than them.

The mentality of a meathead is that having the capability to beat up the majority of normal sized males makes him better than everyone else and makes up for his poor intelligence.

A meathead will often make cruel/physical jokes to friends and acquaintances, meant to appear light hearted, but actually are just assertions of their power- which they'll follow by "i'm just pulling your leg" or "I was joking mate! Don't look so serious!".

Avoid these guys when they're out on the piss because they take the opportunity and pleasure to fight ANYONE. Can be identified by bulging muscles, tight tops and many girls under the age of twenty asking to buy them drinks.
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Someone using anabolic steroids doesn't necessarily make them a meathead, it's about mentality and ego-centricism rather than size and strength.
Friend 1: "Looks like another meathead is kicking off and spoiling everyones night again."

Friend 2: "Hopefully he's barred and we don't have to look a this dick week in week out."
by Max0491 March 2, 2011
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Meathead

Typically a rather muscular person who walks around with their arms out to their side. Have no fear and love to start fights for no reason. Anthony or "Tony" is a typical meathead name. Shaved head and tattoos are characteristics of a meathead. Also known as a hardass. They carry around gallons of water acting to be some sort of muscle machine.
Meathead:"yo john, give me 20 bucks and ill knock this bitch ass out"
by Smurdax990 May 13, 2006
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Meathead Spot

The act of hiding in the most open and obvious spot in a hide and seek game.
Meathead was hiding next to the tree, looking into the sky as the seeker went by. The spot was classified as a Meathead Spot when he was found.
by TheCorruptRaider November 3, 2019
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mississippi meathead

When a guy works at a butcher shop and gets really horny and decides to make a hole in a piece of butcher meat and has sex with it
That guy at the butcher shop is a Mississippi meathead
by Brnffdndnd January 30, 2017
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Meathead

A person who is dumber than a cow.
Gronk is a meathead.
by TheDirtyGurdy March 5, 2017
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