Meat Curtain

Alyson Peck's private area.

Alyson Peck has some ginormous meat curtains.

by Greg Peck April 13, 2005

Meat Curtain

Fat or loose flab hidden beneath clothes that drop like a curtain when the clothes are taken off.

She took off her clothes and down dropped meat curtains.

She has another 100 lbs in hidden meat curtains.

by BFD007 January 23, 2010

Meat curtain sauce toss

The act of pissing in her vagina followed by 3 good pumps with your penis pushing the urine out causing her labia to glisten.

Man that Amy is a nasty thot. She loves the Meat curtain sauce toss. I almost vomit each time we do it.

by Wang dang period finger bang January 14, 2023

Meat Curtain Remembrance Day

69% of women suffer from abnormally large labias, also known as meat curtains. While it can be considered rare and sexy among some cultures, it is often looked down upon as an imperfection. June 14 is a day to remember and honor the beloved love lips. End the stigma, let the flaps fly.

“Tanya, you have a meat curtain, right? Are you doing anything to celebrate Meat Curtain Remembrance Day on June 14?”
“Yes! I’m slicing a piece off and donating it to a local food pantry!”

by True_X_Blue June 16, 2024

sour meat curtain

Flaps of crusty, pungent skin that dangle from a foul baby hole.

Thomas: Did you have sex with that beast that you brought home last night?
Tim: Yes, her sour meat curtain wrapped my penis like a warm flap-jack on sunday!

by Thomas hagins, Chris Crisler, Chip Cross April 12, 2008

Cheesy meat curtain

A heavily used vagina, that looks similar to sliced beef with cheese on it. The cheese is represented by mung, pussy residue, or cock spatter.

She should take a shower to clean off that Cheesy meat curtain.

by Bon Figlioli June 4, 2007

roasting meat curtain

Just like a normal meat curtain, but hotter;
A loose vagina on a fat woman.

When I saw her roasting meat curtain I almost puked.

by eafoigrtw December 1, 2007