Meat Market Magic

When the unthinkable happens that no one saw coming on the dating scene

Jessa: I can’t believe you got with her.

Nick: It was Meat Market Magic. Hope no one sold me short.

by Slabshack January 10, 2019

Kosher Meat Market

A Jewish Meet and Greet Environment... where NJBs look for NJGs.

Hey Mordechai! Let's go to the Kosher Meat Market. There are bound to be some jewcy NJGs there.

by EricTheRed November 9, 2004

Spoiled Meat Market

When you walk into a bar filled with men that look like older angry divorcees.

When you walk into a corner bar you are not familar with look around and say.

Oh my gosh Becky, this place is nothing but a spoiled meat market. No man in here is younger than 42 and they look bitter.

by Marymoon33 April 6, 2013

mongolian meat market

a festive gathering consisting only of males of the asian persuasion

hey you wanna go to jackie chans party?
um no its probally just gunna be a mongolian meat market

by metaltripod November 25, 2009

Turkish meat market

An orgy that has a chicks to dicks ratio, that clearly favors the dicks by at least three dicks per every one chick.

dude who forgot the pussy?
this place looks like a god dam Turkish meat market.

by Monsterricharddrager April 8, 2010

off the meat market

to be bangin,awesome,great

damn that weed was off the meat market!

by memz August 3, 2007

meatmarket

noun. a place or situation with the sole (stated or not stated) purpose of facilitating interaction of individuals for sexual/romantic activities.

The term draws parallels between real meat markets, where meat is hung up and displayed in plain view for people to look at, judge the quality of, and make decisions of whether to buy or not, and the atmosphere of many nightclubs/bars that are only seemingly in existance so individuals can display themselves to others for judgement and "aquisition", and likewise, size up and attempt to "aquire" others.

also used as an adjective to describe places possessing this quality.

see also "meat market"

girl1: "what are you up to tonight then? going out?"
girl2: "yeah we're going down to Elements for some drinks. wanna come?"
girl1: "EW, no! that place is such a meatmarket"

by Olly J February 24, 2005