anthony mccurry

the god of sex, really smooth with the ladies. pretty big dick and knows how to use it. usualy lets girls "think" they run his life, but what they dont know is really he has them wrapped around his finger. usualy horny as hell. verty attractive to black woman. but loves white girls. very athletic, and loves to fight. woman love his style, swag, and his eyes

omg i just had a anthony mccurry last night.
did you see anthony mccurry fight?!

by random user56 June 29, 2011

mccurry alaskan flat tire

Worst than whiskey dick, limp dick or dead erection. Only happens in freezing weather.

when we got home last night, i was so ready to throw him down and hop on top but no such luck--he had a mccurry Alaskan flat tire :( waaaaah..

by DixxieCallahan October 6, 2016

Mcmurryed

The past tense of brutally fucking up someone elses motorcyle vehicle.

“That kid mcmurryed my friends honda rebal 750.”

“Yeah bro it was so bad he gave the motorcyle to him”

by Ryder Glyder L.M April 3, 2023

raygen mccurry

cute af a little bit of a hoe but it’s ok

raygen mccurry is cute af

by daddy 12348292992938383 December 11, 2019

Zack Mcurry

The largest known object in the universe, thought to be the force that binds the galaxy together. Named Zack by it's discoverer's, the object has a gravitational pull 32x that of Jupiter's which makes it one of the strongest forces to ever exist naturally in the void of space. Currently it is being monitored by Noah Illman and Josh Swift for further explanation as to how this obscenely large thing is actually existing without collapsing in on itself.

"Omg I hope Zack Mcurry doesn't eat the multiverse"

by Dongnut February 8, 2024

Zack Mcurry

A way to emphasise how large something is. Often used to insult fat people. Bigger than CaseOh by a lot. You know someone is a Zack Mcurry when they’re not just fat but they’re sort of round as well.

1: Oh my god that meteorite is so big.
2: I know, it’s almost as large as a Zack Mcurry

by Carnage and murder February 8, 2024