Keaton Mahoney
Someone who has a very very small penis
Keaton Mahoney by Boi47747373 February 21, 2017
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cleats mahoney
From college kids everywhere...meaning athlete hoe.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.
The girl who sleeps with, and/or does sexual favors for men in any college sport.
cleats mahoney by B-girl November 17, 2004
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Mahoney
Heroin, crystal meth, or any other assortment of hard drugs and accompanying accoutrement.
A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
A life changing substance that may or may not have adverse effects on your life, health, well-being, ability to reproduce, ability to maintain a meaningful relationship, available bank account balance, and tooth count.
Mahoney by Crescent Street Crusader November 25, 2020
Dirty mahoney
Dirty mahoney by Johnnytheg123 November 28, 2022
Balls Mahoney
Jonathan Rechner (born April 11, 1972) is an American professional wrestler, better known by his ring name, Balls Mahoney. When one is with a group of people, he or she can yell out "BALLS!" to which everyone responds, "Mahoney." This can be done out of frustration or for sheer pleasure.
"Ahh, BALLS!" said Dave after getting his test back. "Mahoney," responded the class. "Balls Mahoney!" repeated everyone.
Balls Mahoney by DJ Fagtron June 28, 2007
Mahoney
Cadet/sergeant Mahoney is awesome character from Police Academy franchise movies.
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Initially, he was sent to police academy as a punishment, to avoid imprisonment.
But he eventually liked it, and graduated from the academy as police officer.
He did a number of practical jokes on bad guys, who wanted to destroy academy's reputation.
Among his pranks were:
- two cadets sent to gay bar Blue Oyster, instead of the party
- replacing shampoo with epoxy glue, while captain Mauser was in the shower
- ordered a body cavity search on captain Mauser
- sending a prostitute to give a blowjob to the academy head Eric Lassard, while he's doing his public speaking
Proctor: -Mahoney said this restaurant has the best salad bar in town.
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
Lt Harris: -Proctor, I don't see a salad bar.
Proctor : sees the name of the restaurant, "The Blue Oyster" Look sir. Maybe they serve seafood.
laughs
Capt. Thaddeus Harris : Not funny you idiot!
slip Mahoney
Leaving a party or gathering without telling anyone, typically because of mass alcohol consumption or you no longer give a damn about what's happening at the party.
slip Mahoney by JDex July 2, 2017