mcfrizzle

a drink from mcdonalds consisting of:

milkshake
soda
candy

all mixed up and shit

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Uxq6CDdszvI

WENT TO MCDONALDS TODAY BRO, ORDERED THE SECRET ITEM ON THE MENU THE MCFRIZZLE

by tunaboat9000 February 8, 2009

McGriddle

A breakfast menu offer at McDonalds that is hated by many, and beloved by many more.

A very popular topic on Tucker Max's website; also seen in his book I Hope They Serve Beer In Hell.

Tucker Max: "Dude--That thing looks disgusting. It has to be nasty, with the syrup shit in it. What is that?"

Sling Blade : "I can only assume from your cavalier attitude that you have not yet partake of the wonderment that is the McGriddle. Let me enlighten you. What happens is the One True God grows them on trees in the Elysian Fields using a heretofore unused incantation. He then proceeds to magic them down to your local eatery where whatever Ghetto Bastard cook your McDonalds has rescued from welfare that week proceeds to wrap it in cellophane and pass it along to you, the fortunate consumer. You proceed to ingest this finery in the vain hope that your obviously overmatched taste buds can somehow grasp the delectable intricacies it is suddenly faced with. Is that egg? why yes it is, and bacon too. But wait-They didnt add... yes they did, yes they did indeed. They added cheese. And then, then my friends, they wrapped it in a sumptuous pancake bun! As your taste buds try to process that amazing piece of information, IT hits them... the syrup nugget. THE MOTHERFUCKING SYRUP NUGGET!!! It announces itself with a burst of confectionery grandiosity the likes of which your palate has never seen."

Tucker Max : "So you like them?"

Sling Blade: "if you EVER speak ill of the McGriddle again I will personally force-feed you one while I fuck you in the butt using the wrapper as a condom and then donkey punch you when the infused syrup nuggets explode in your mouth."

by Fratty St. Patty March 11, 2009

McGrizzly Chewbachy Special

When a Forlerin white person from Fucktucky Trevorton decides to mix Grizzly Chew into icecream cuz fuck it

Wow bro have you tried Kirstin's McGrizzly Chewbachy Special, she's from Fucktucky Trevorton so you can't really expect anything less from her

by WhyamiWhite420 March 27, 2017

D-20 McGrizzles

A drinking game involving a d-20 die and a standard 6-sided die. Playing in a group of 4 or 5, one person challenges another player to a duel. They both role both of the dice. Whoever gets the higher role on the 6-sided die is the winner. The loser must then drink for the number of seconds the winner rolled on the d-20 die. If anyone hits 17, this is the "Grizzly Combo," and everyone must kill their beer automatically. A dorky game, but great none the less.

"Yo, let's play some fuckin' D-20 McGrizzles Bitch!"

by Johnny Vendetta July 30, 2006

Tits McGrits

Describes an object, situation, or person as being super awesome.

"Bro do you like my new poster?"..."ya its freakin tits mcgrits."

by wellhell May 2, 2010

shizz magrizz

somethin you say in place of a curse when somethin happens.

"oh shizz magrizz look at that freakin vase that just fell."

by r bailey May 11, 2006

Douche Mcgriddle

One who cuts the heart out of a tampon and sticks a Mcgriddle from Mcdonalds and wraps the tampon shell aroung the Mcgriddle an shoves it up his/her twat.

Person 1: Dude I cought my girlfriend shoving a douche mcgriddle up her twat.
Person 2: Did you get some after????
Person 1: Get some what??
Person 2: You know some greasy pussy.
Person 1: Well... you know there was that time where I used vasoline...
Person 2: You sick hair crammer.

by Douche Mcgriddle October 7, 2005