mcmuffbang

When you put a McDonald's egg mcmuffin inside a double cheeseburger. Created by Jesse Kage of the FnK Podcast in St Petersburg, Florida on October 8th, 2015.

Kage: "Now that McDonalds is serving breakfast all day, I'm going to go in around 12:30 get an egg mcmuffin and put it inside the double cheeseburger and make a mcmuffbang!"
Fisher: "Are you serious? You need to trademark that."
Kage "I just did! Its like a mcgangbang when you combine a mcchicken and a double cheeseburger."
Fisher: "I only wish I could come up with as amazing ideas as you do Kage."

by warscribe November 28, 2015

McMuffin duffin

Shoes that are weird versions of the original

Those new Jordan ones are McMuffin duffins

by Dmv prankster gangster February 4, 2021

Bitch McMuffin

1. A slutty girl who is overweight and has a visible muffin top.

2. Girl who sells her body out for food

Dat girl goes to McDonald's and fucks the manager for free meals, what a bitch mcmuffin!

by Tehgiz May 21, 2014

Nigger McMuffin

A fat black kid who is also a whimp.

That Nigger McMuffin got punk'd the other day.

by niggamac July 14, 2006

mcmuff

A good lookin blonde trophy wife. Derivation from John McCain.

Dude's got himself a mcmuff.
Man, just give me a weekend with a mcmuff like that.

by snappy's February 5, 2008

mcmuffin

Noun. Generic last name for someone (male or female) who is all fluff and no real substance. Does not live up to expectations or promises. Like a real mickey D's Mcmuffin… looks good, seems good, and maybe even smells good but nothing "good" is there in reality. All fluff and no substance.

Can also be used as an adjective i.e. "mcmuffined"

Yup, Corey Mcmuffin didn't show up again even though he told us all last week he would.

Man that chick is a real mcmuffin, never gets back to me even tough she said she would

by disgruntledfm November 18, 2015

Slap your McMuffin

A straight to the point pickup line in which you imply that you are going to beat one's vagina.

Person 1: I'm going to slap your McMuffin!
Person 2: Hell, you could eat my McMuffin.
Person 1: Ummmm.... A'ight.
Person 2: Tonight. My apartment. 10 o' clock.
Person 1: Sweet.

by Unicornxcannibal March 5, 2011