“Yooo dude. I just got midded last night. I had one dwarf round my neck and the other two on my shaft and balls!!!”
by Miljol July 21, 2020
Get the Midded mug.Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel (né Dreckiger-Dan), also known for inventing the light bulb, is a non-national holiday in Germany set on the third 'Brenntag' (meaning: thursday) of October every 4 years. (Not to be confused with the leapyear)
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.
The origin goes back to the year 1690 when Mr. Midday 'Mittags' Mahlzeit shot his first goal in a non-virtual football game after trying for over 2,5 Minutes. Nobody in the audience believed that he could actually pull this off. His opponent often tried to go for the ball (2 times) but did not have good leg-day coordination. So he fell every time before hitting the ball.
When Mr. Mittags shot the goal, the airhornes could be heard from nearly half a dozen football fields away and shifted the not-so-national sport into a fiesta. Mr. Mahlzeit found his true passion in the sport and the audience was out of this world (aliens and stuff).
He shared his jubilation through the sheer high frequence repetition of the phrase 'Ich haben es' (translates to: 'I got it'). This eventually reached the mayor and she was impressed by his skill to communicate and found it really repetetive aswell but also extremely influential. Thus the Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel holiday was born. This is still celebrated to this day but had a non-significant break due to new rulers in the town from 1694 until 2018. So starting 2022, the 56th anniversary of this revolutionary holiday will take place in all its glory all over some small towns and cities withing Germany.
'What a lovely Middex Brenntag Wiederzwiebel it is today! No work and lots of freedom to play rogget liech!'
by ZEKW October 16, 2022
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1. Originally a Scottish word meaning a rubbish heap.
2. A particularly unattractive person, a mess. Often used to describe oneself after consuming alcohol.
2. A particularly unattractive person, a mess. Often used to describe oneself after consuming alcohol.
by sarah May 8, 2004
Get the midden mug.A phrase with the same meaning as the "shit hits the fan" but from more original origins. A midden was a pile of general rubbish, generally containing excreations. A windmill is self-explanatory and so when the midden hits the windmill you are all going to get showered in shit.
Man 1) The boss found out that the virus on his PC was our fault
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill
Man 2)The job's not worth it. Lets get out of here before the midden hits the windmill
by Umpire Strikes Back October 16, 2004
Get the Midden hits the windmill mug.An absolute fuckhead who loves cocaine and slurpee's. Has a fucked Canadian girlfriend, he is dumb as fuck and loves watching porn in the later hours of the day
by Fuck me dead already February 14, 2018
Get the josh middendorp mug.1.An unsightly mess.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.
2.An extremely unattractive female
3.A football stadium of ill repute where the great unwashed gather bi-weekly.
1.Haven't you tidied your room yet?.It's a midden!.
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
2.Wouldnae touch her with yours mate,she's a right midden.
3.Parkhead in the East end of Glasgow.Commonly referred to as "The Midden".
by Campioneofglasgow March 28, 2008
Get the Midden mug.A midder is a University Level Exam that puts immense stress on the student, sometimes causing greasy skin/acne and general irritability. Is also known to impair speech and cause loss of volume control. Prolonged cases involve problems with digestion and bowel movements.
"Bernice has a mad case of the Midders, she has a greasy-ass face!"
"Ya I heard her trying to take a dump she must have been bombarded by midterms this semester!"
"Ya I heard her trying to take a dump she must have been bombarded by midterms this semester!"
by Meggy-wegs! February 21, 2009
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