May 5th 

HOOTER GIRL APPRECIATION DAY!
An appreciation day to the girls who work at hooters who deserve so much better than how they're treated.

Did you hear its hooter girl appreciation day?
Yay its May 5th!

May 5th by barbaities May 4, 2021

May 5th 

the day Gaurdians of the Galaxy 2 comes out!

Cinco de mayo is now May 5th

May 5th by Crod57 April 20, 2017

May 5th 

National Get Naked Day

Dude, she just got naked
Why?
Because it’s May 5th

May 5th by benj4min May 5, 2022

May 5th 

National If your boyfriend complements you then you must give him a kiss right on the lips day

“Y/n your so beautiful!”

“Thank you sm! But it’s may 5th sooo” * kisses*

May 5th by Simpin forem May 3, 2022

May 5th 

may 5th is international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day

on this day we can have sex with your friend’s girlfriends’

Boy - hey I know this may sound weird but wanna fuck?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - no that would be disgusting and wrong
Boy - it’s may 5th so it’s international have sex with your friend’s girlfriend day, remember?
Boy’s friend’s girlfriend - oh okay, sure

May 5th by Alan Walker doin work April 18, 2022

May 5th 

May 5th is national make out with your bf/gf during school

Gf:hey you know its may 5th right
Bf:yea why?
Gf:its the national day to make out during school

May 5th by I_love_ny_bf May 4, 2022

May 5th 

National Rye Day. Be it bread or alcohol or dude, May 5th should be reserved for exclusively sleeping with, and/or celebrating, the grain.

Marco: Hey, did you hear about what's happening on May 5th?
Polo: Yeah, did you hear about deez?

May 5th by Synder April 29, 2021