Matias

A very good friend who will always be there.

He will have a lot if troubles so you must be there to help him and let him vent to you.
He is also a very good partner to have. He will always be sweet to you and never fail to make you laugh.
Loves to tease you about your fears and insecurities, but he will never mean it in a mean way.
Contains 90% dirty jokes.

Person 1: Hey, that guy is very funny even though he kept teasing me about being short.

Person 2: Yep, that's a Matias.

by Falconyze July 29, 2018

Martian Law

A system similar to martial law but more wild, like Mars.

I declare Martian Law!!!

by Doc Savage217 June 1, 2009

Mattia

A smart, VERY ambitious, & intelectual italian. Very unstable & always traveling, he could be in one part of the world one day & on the complete opposite side that other. He's a passionate beast in bed proving the term "italian stallion". Very charming & funny, & ALWAYS full of energy. He has no limits.

I met a Mattia at that party last night! He was from italy & everything!

by ducatidoll December 14, 2010

Mattia in crime

Fat kid named mattia real name is William well what he’s known for is losing his virginity to his 9 year old sister also peeing on her on cam for roles in a server named crime

Mattia in crime was a kid who cammed up for roles

by Proxy touched me July 22, 2021

Matiah

Great human being that many people can't live without... she is the best friend you can ever encounter! If you ever get a chance to befriend one keep her forever and don't let her go... she has a rough past and she's a little self conscious but if you look over that you'll find the perfect best friend she will be there for you and let you vent even if she has her own shit to talk about... she will be there through everything weather you like it or not...

Oml I should have never called matiah a bitch cuz I just lost my best friend ever

by Srosec June 18, 2017

cunt-martial

a court or a trial conducted in such court, where members of army of cunts are subjected to punishment if found guilty

Alice just got cunt-martialed for not being too cunty

by Jumbled McGobbledygook December 10, 2020

martianeater

The tiny remaining pieces left at the bottom of the bag of chips, crackers, cereals and other snack foods. They are thought to be remnants left by the martians.

I reached for the bag of chips, but all that was left were the martianeaters.

by PoppaZ February 16, 2014