Jack failed to ejaculate during sex with Jill but successfully came afterward while eating a bowl of cereal in a phenomenon known as post mature ejaculation.
by brazzee September 5, 2010
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He ditched wife number 1 for a mature trophy wife . See looks thte same age as wife #1 but she's a gym rat and heard she can suck the chrome off a trailer hitch.
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Get the Makurogi mug.Being incredibly proud and protective of one's turd. Usually a keepable sized brown trout. Sometimes it's necessary to pixt it to a close male friend or relative.
Why is there a huge fucking shit in the toilet?
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
It's Barrett's. He too full of maturdal pride to flush it yet.
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Get the maturity mug.Just about the best boyfriend ever! Mauro is a person you can always be with and never be bored. Hes funny, cute, smart, talented and everything you could ever want! Very Very sweet!
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Get the mauro mug.Mauro is just a fallen angel from heaven, he's beautiful, cute, sweet, funny, brilliant, kind, handsome, sexy and the best boyfriend you can imagine. is the best of friends and the best sidekick. He's always a smile and get you out whenever you feel alone, he will be there to make you happy and cover the rain with their wings, though a bit shy because it costs you express your feelings, you'll love with her angel face, and always have time for everything. has many talents such as singing, dancing, painting, drawing, but the most important is to dream. mauro he is, is not sexy?
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