Yet another of the opposites/sarcasm family of words meaning unimportant, inconsequential or useless. Became popular in the early 90's with the gen x'rs.
Matters about .25 cent hiballs look at the line up to get in! Hey I'm about go a week without smoking! Matters! Call me when you get to a year! Oh man look at that chick she's slammin! Matters dude your so whipped you may as well cut your own nuts off.
by Rontastic July 30, 2006
Get the mattersmug. n. When a person is depressed but can't quite determine why, he/she has "the matters." from "What's a matter?"
The person doesn't know "what's a matter."
The person doesn't know "what's a matter."
by TBea April 23, 2008
Get the mattersmug. by starlordzuko June 4, 2015
Get the mattermug. To be a worthless coward of a drunk that sits around and does nothing but chew on oneself and masterbate constantly to scat porn.
Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Also one who is to lazy to chew his fast food and chooses to put it in a blender so he or she does not have to chew.
Steve has been such a mess of a Matters latly, he blended a milkshake, double cheeseburger and french fries all together. Then did a a shot and took a nap. When he woke up he was to lazy to blow his nose in the bathroom so he took off his sock and fire a snot rocket into it.
by DrewBagger April 9, 2008
Get the Mattersmug. by anuragisspeltanurag September 6, 2007
Get the matter mug. by whatdoyoudialtogetoutofthematrix January 21, 2004
Get the mattermug. you need to go out now
make it an ok stay while you're here
swallow the bitter, keep smiling, keep going, keep working
make it an ok stay while you're here
swallow the bitter, keep smiling, keep going, keep working
by Krkič June 11, 2019
Get the mattermug.