When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
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The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'
Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!
Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!
Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
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In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.
It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.
Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
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"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"
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