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Mates before Dates

When you're mate wants you to fuck their BF/GF and you can't do it cos you have too much self respect and you honor your friendships.
Mate 1: Mate, you should help me fuck Chelsea! She's gaggin for you!
Mate 2: Sorry man, i don't fuck my mates' girlfriends. Mates before dates bud, mates before dates.
by Jeed January 13, 2009
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Mates with dicks out

Jimmy and I are mates with dicks out
by jakerob December 6, 2019
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Decision Maths

The worst subject ever!!! It sucks so much that all chinese postmen are prunes. it's a waste of anyone's life and should never be taken! May also described as a failwhale of a maths module.
'I HATE D1!!!!!'

Person 1: Ahhhh!!!! There's no more toilet roll!
Person 2: No worries, I've got this Decision Maths paper!

Fool: Who else is taking D2?
Other people: BURN HIM!!!! FETCH US OUR BLOW TORCHES!!!
by KebabChops May 16, 2011
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Danger-Maths

Danger-Maths is a real man's sport. Attempted by many, mastered by none.

In an attempt to prove mathematical superiority and serve maximum disrespect to your lesser mathematical colleagues, Danger-Maths is game in where the person to pick up their pen last during a maths exam wins.

It is an event that requires not only courage and mathematical prowess, but you must also have extraordinarily rapid hand eye coordination.

Do you think you're good enough to succeed at Danger-Maths? I highly doubt it. Go back to BTEC Further Maths you imbecile.
Martin once attempted Danger-Maths. He is now a bin-man.

Charlie was the master of Danger-Maths, he even left turning up to the exam to the last possible second.
by ItsDanH June 16, 2016
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Doobie Mats

Materials used for rolling a doobie, ie (rolling papers, tobacco, marijuana, crutch papers)
"Yo dog I just picked up a sack, down to blaze?"

"yeah dude, I've got the doobie mats, let's roll one up!"
by graustar October 21, 2009
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Dirty Mats

A fucking Idiot with no Skills. But he has a giant schlong and will make u laugh.
Did u justDirty Mats“ her/him?
by Not Mats August 24, 2021
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doozie mates

Yo ashton I used your dads pocket pussy, guess that means we are doozie mates.
by Fapatrondeceptacon0325 December 21, 2017
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