mark matheson

One who does not shred the gnar

Man I hurt my knee. Guess I’ll just have to mark Matheson it today

by IronD April 20, 2018

mathieson

An idiotic bitch

Wow that’s a real Mathieson

by Anonymous 198720001 May 18, 2018

jon matteson

a starkid actor who has been a part of team starkid since 2018 when he played "Paul" in The Guy Who Didn't Like Musicals". his most recent known work was when he played the roles "paul", "wiggly" and "Gary Goldstein" in Starkid's latest musical Black Friday. He is very talented and deserves a helluva lot more attention.

emma perkins: GOSH, who the hell voices wiggly

henry hidgens: why, jon matteson of course!

by jackaloped January 18, 2021

Mathisoning

When a person is in the gym doing only bicep curls and calf raises, he is "Mathisoning". Other behaviors that can be interchanged with this verb include: yelling at a pizza man shirtless, struggling to interact with "bitch ass hoes" or punching a brick-wall after a missed jump-shot.

Example no. 1 =

Guy #1 - "One... two.. four... thirty six..."

Guy #2 - "What the fuck are you doing man? Quit Mathisoning and stop with the bicep curls. Go squat or something"

Example no. 2 =

Howard - "Dude what is that guy doing? That girl just slapped him across the face?" *points at a guy 30 feet away*

Johnny - "I don't know.. I guess the only way to describe it would be to say that he is Mathisoning.. I mean that bitch ass hoe really didn't want his tube-sock in her mouth"

by Doctor T98 September 6, 2013

elle mathesson

Jenn Rivell's (bam margera's finacee') daughter. she is 8 years old and very cute. Jenn had her from a previous marriage with Nate Mathesson.

Elle is so precious isn't she?

by countrygirl January 1, 2005

Matteson

Home of the coolest trailer park and worst school districts ever. popular place for project relocation.

Did you see the new Matteson liquors they relocated to the mattress warehouse store.

by pooperscooper19 October 16, 2008

mathison

An amazing basketball player who always seems to get girls to fall for him he can be rude on certain terms but over all is a pretty nice guy

Person1:Mathison you did so good a basketball today

by Qweekxnfjkdks April 23, 2018