Really confusing shit that makes no sense to the average person(dumb ass) but is essential if you don't want to live under a bridge.
Person(dumbass) one: "I failed my math test"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"
Person(dumbass) two: "it's ok I did to"
Smart person(fucking rarer than a rare Pokemon): "Comon guys DeltaV is not hard to do"
by Communist Teddybears April 24, 2015
1) A source of common teenage suicide. Mostly defined as an area of academic study- but is known to cause mental health problems such as hallucinations, dizziness, and minor cases of concussion (usually from banging your head on a desk) Many retired drill sargeants and arabian assasins take up professions as math teachers to let their steam out on innocent, unfortunate students that had come to actually learn a valuable life skill. Children- avoid math at all costs (!!)
2) A system of numbers and variables believed to be useful in everyday life
2) A system of numbers and variables believed to be useful in everyday life
1) I had come to math class ony to find that my A+ average has been ruined by a fuckin' test with graphing inequalities... what fuckin' bitch said that
X+3X-2Y<8XY ??? SCREW MATH!!!
2) When I majored in math- i thought i had done a great thing, but it turns out my head is endlessly cluttered with meaningless numbers and symbols (!!!)
X+3X-2Y<8XY ??? SCREW MATH!!!
2) When I majored in math- i thought i had done a great thing, but it turns out my head is endlessly cluttered with meaningless numbers and symbols (!!!)
by TheHotOne February 24, 2004
What the universe can be broken down to at its basest form. One of the most frustrating topics EVER, but when one is able to grasp its complexities, can see the inner workings of nearly EVERYTHING.
by Mikey G October 21, 2003
Subject that does have real world applications. Important subject to grasp, however most teachers are boring as fuck about teaching it, making most kids resent the subject with a passion. Simply put, if the teacher sucks, you are going to think math sucks.
by Sweet_Tea_Sipper June 5, 2011
Multifaceted term coined by the cartoon show Adventure Time.
1)Substitution for a curse word
2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation
1)Substitution for a curse word
2)Awesome; cool; general exclamation
by Kev-tron October 24, 2010
Satanic torture used by teachers. Invented by satan himself. Math stands for "misery and tiring hatred"
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
It's just a bunch of fucking numbers! Why would we need to use this? fucking cryptic useless piece of satan-invented shit math is.
Teacher: Okay, we're going to do some math.
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
Me: Uhh, i have to go to the bathroom.
Teacher: Okay, take a hall pass
Me: *stays in the bathroom the whole class, after all, teacher can't give me detention for being constipated*
by Chazm666 July 23, 2010